To pass time till the draft . . . Bradley, Sampson, Bol. Beware! Yao could be a bust. Let's stick with Cato. Sprewell: (choking noise) Pippen: (won't budge) Yao: "Coach, may I use the bathroom?" Yao Ming's diary: Cat would trade me for Odom? Who's smoking pot now? Haiku: Japan. Yao: China. Haiku: 5-7- 5. Yao: 7-5. Li Yaomin wasn't appeased till Rudy brought him all those Enron shares
Big legs, scrawny arms Tyrannosaurus Rex ain't Got nothin' on Yao. It's the length, stupid: Eddie Griffin, meet Yao Ming. Twin Chopsticks, unite!
Lakers are the Champs. Shaq dominates everyone. Could Yao stop Shaq? Steve Francis plays guard. Guards need talented big men. Francis, meet Yao Ming. PS-Great thread Will.
Yao is seven five, Arms, seven four and a half Many think that's short? Is Yao "The Great Wall"? Maybe, "Ming the Merciless"? How about "Cash Cow"? Can Yao contain Shaq? To do so, he needs more weight. Go eat some "Shaq Packs"!
"Seven-five? So what?! Shoots jumpers? I can do that!" Jason Collier's jealous. Inspired by NIKEstrad's signature!
Clutch City debate Draft Yao to make Houston great Odom not our fate Houston Management Went to see Yao in China Troy less than happy Server up is good Some problem has it go down Clutch has a big frown Garnett talk got old The Odom trade stopped cold On Yao they are sold Jerry with the Bulls <i>Smart man</i> because of high pick Still incompetent Thankfully no Spree Glad China said let it be Happy Rudy T The Great Chinese Wall Well over seven feet tall Here to play some ball Some hoped for trade Appears no deals to be made Yao will cast some shade Great summer ahead Yao needs an extra long bed Will his car be red? To get the utmost Setup Yao on the High Post Hope that Walt is toast Debate pick fifteen While we sit and guess what town Hopefully trades down A Elliott is glad Francis and Cat perhaps sad Hope that none stay mad Draft party draws near To be held on Richmond Strip Yao on New York trip? Mango
Yao Ming? Yao Ming! Wow. China's number one son's here. Think good parenting. Red Star lands to play Windandsea our satelite New Ming Dynasty Now for something completely different (anybody remember Chuck Berry's Ding-a-ling?) Our Yao Ming Our Yao Ming We got our wish for Our Yao Ming Our Yao Ming Our Yao Ming You caught us playing with Our Yao Ming RR
Rockets Preseason -------------------------- Wind-brushed swaying trees Autumn falls; listless; sleeping -- One more DWI Yao Makes A Friend in Houston -------------------------- Mister Yao, so tall; Please, stand here; smile, shake your fist Yell "Saves You Money!!"
Now that we have Yao Can we trade Kelvin Cato For bowl of Kung Pao? The new one-two punch Steve can't speak Canadian Can Yao learn Texan? Stevie don't show Ming How to force a draft day trade That's a Francis Thing
Headband, he does have In skill, he does not possess Practice b****, Collier is Selfless, egoless, Yao Money is not important The anti-Hakeem A signature signed. An agreement completed. Lanky to China. A movie rented Begins with 'C', ends with 'O'. As Kenny trembles A living legend The Rockets get the first pick "Is that a good thing?"
