Wikipedia....I'm hooked

SWTsig · May 8, 2006

Lil Pun said:

Check out some of these parody articles on uncyclopedia:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Houston

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Texas

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Arkansas

And I love the description of my hometown:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jonesboro,_Arkansas
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that Houston link is hilarious!

Listed on all maps of reasonably good quality, there was also a Houston in Arkansas, which was where the Astrodome was located. Houston, Texas and Houston, Arkansas were, in fact, the same city. They appeared in two different states as a result of a quantum superposition that was mostly likely related to the quantum economics popular with local leadership since the early 80s.

This quantum state abruptly collapsed as a result of Rita's applied force, causing a Houston-antiHouston collision which imploded and destroyed both instances of the city. The area once know as Houston is now called Housdone.

Despite the massive release of energy in this collision, there still is no fuel to be had for those who left the former city so no population is likely to return to the stricken region anytime soon.

Rita, meanwhile, was unwilling to comment further on this turn of events after a violent burst of outrage in which she admitted that her intended target was not the cow town of Houston but singer Whitney Houston (for whom the village was named). "The b**** insulted my shoes," Rita was heard to exclaim to astonished onlookers. "America will pay for this."

In 2005, in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, Houston had become the first city in Texas to allow African-Americans to temporarily reside within city limits. And now we know why...

Why does it hurt so bad?
Why do I feel so sad?
Why must Rita be so bad?
She must be on the rag.
thank you Texas! - Whitney Houston
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Jugdish · May 8, 2006

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/AAA

This one's my favorite.

VesceySux · May 8, 2006

I feel the same way about YouTube. I spent like an hour on the site last night watching Wonder Showzen clips.

kaleidosky · May 8, 2006

all these posts and none like this yet.

www.answers.com is better than wikipedia. For one, it's faster. But it also brings up references from multiple sites (the first or second of which is wikipedia). So you get your wikipedia info faster...plus you get dictionary.com and other info on your subject. Additionally, it'll bring up google's results at the bottom. It's great...and the plugin/toolbar thing they have is solid

Jugdish · May 8, 2006

kaleidosky said:

all these posts and none like this yet.

www.answers.com is better than wikipedia. For one, it's faster. But it also brings up references from multiple sites (the first or second of which is wikipedia). So you get your wikipedia info faster...plus you get dictionary.com and other info on your subject. Additionally, it'll bring up google's results at the bottom. It's great...and the plugin/toolbar thing they have is solid
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But you do you get unexpected and hilarious surprises like what I recently saw on the Terrell Davis entry at the end of the article, as a stand-alone sentence: "Terrell Davis once popped 30 boners for charity."

Invisible Fan · May 8, 2006

Jugdish said:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/AAA

This one's my favorite.
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You'll probably like this blog.

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