What basketballer would you say your game most resembles?

JLin. I typify excellence

 

Paulwtftsk

 

Steve Nash without the passing, and worse shooting.

 

A combination of Omer Asik and James Harden.

 

I'm white so i always say Steve Nash but I'm not good so theres that

 

Dream is that you?

 

John Stockton, I like to wear short shorts.

 

Ron Artest. I can hold my own physically against players that are taller/bigger than me, I foul a lot but get away with it by claiming I'm just "physical", you don't really want me taking jumpers or dribbling much, and though I've been on my best behavior for awhile you never know when I might viciously elbow you in the head for no apparent reason.

In all seriousness, I think the last time I played basketball was in middle school and I ended up chokeslaming an opponent.

 

Dirk or Olajuwon. I had a sick back to the basket game. Post and bump then fadeaway. Then I got faster and became lebron.

 

Michael Jordan. Both our names start with M.

 

Charles Jones

 

Every day I practice the Rockets2K right corner 3pt skyhook....

 

Joe Dumars/old Jordan --but surprisingly athletic, to most, for my build

just no where near their skill level--obviously

more of a mid range, post-fade & drive game but hit the boards relentlessly (especially the O boards) and D up my opponents pretty intense.

2 guard is my natural position. Off the ball I'm ray allen just to be a dyck

 

Big baby davis. Big body with a shot, can't jump, and I slobber on myself sometimes

 

This thread again.

I'm past my prime.

In my youthful days, I could get up there. I'm only 5 8, but I kept thinking if I was 5-10, or 5-11, I may have been able to dunk. I was decent at blocking shots. I couldn't shoot to save my life. I don't think I was a rebounding machine


My one and only move was the Jordan turn around jumper. You would only have to guard it one time, cause I was gonna hit it, and the next Jordan turn around jumpers, I would clang them all.


I was not Dwight Howard, or James Harden, I consider myself a role player.

I had no handles to play point guard.
Shooting Guard required shooting.
I was too puny for Power forward.
Not tall enough for Center.
I was an extremely small forward.

 

TOUGH D. Strong finish to the rim, HUSTLE, HEART, DESIRE. Also, I never heard Dream talk no mess.

 

I'm 5'7" and 190, my game is like non prime Kendrick Perkins at this stage.

 

Handles like CP3, range like Curry, post like Duncan, board like Dwight, D like Bev on Westbrook.

Anyone who has seen me at a Clutchfans pickup game can confirm.