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Walton-isms

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Juxtaposed Jolt, Feb 14, 2018.

  1. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    No one knows what youre talking about by the way LOL
     
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  2. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    "Who is that? Is that...is that Aminu?"
    "Well, you can look at the number on the jersey, and tell that way."
     
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  3. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    "Way to go, Tony! Sacrifice your life so that we can live one more day!"

    like wtf.
     
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    LETS GO PORTLAND!!!
     
  5. BigggReddd

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    I had to mute the game it was that bad. Dude starting going on about how the Warriors deserve more calls & how Curry is Mozart, blah blah blah also listing KD & Steph ahead of LeBron when listing the best players in the game. Absolute trash. The other commentator was getting pissed too
     
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    He is the best ...very entertaining
     
  7. DanTony!Toni!Tone!

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    I thought I was the only one who noticed that.
     
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  8. TheRealAllpro

    TheRealAllpro Morey only fan

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    • Durant called out of bounds
    • Walton questions how the ref can call the play out of bounds because we don't have a good television replay
    • Immediately segues to how NBA refs are the best in the world
     
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  9. xtruroyaltyx

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    “Swaggy P with the shot”

    Walton: Whhoooo????

    “Uh....Nick Young....Swaggy P...That’s his nickname”

    Walton: Reallyy??? I would never have guessed...

    *awkward pause #7789876 of the night*
     
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  10. ISOBall

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    Y'all are some haters sheesh
     
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  11. xtruroyaltyx

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    For real though I think he has dementis. We know he’s biased but a sane person could control it a little better. And some of the stuff he was saying was just odd.
     
  12. BigggReddd

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    I think he was just hammered/stoned. Notorious stoner
     
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    The banter between him and the other announcer was hilarious as hell
     
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    His homerism for the Warriors was absolutely out of control. Dave Pasch and Doris Burke were trying to reel him in but gave up. Then they got noticeably irritated. I'm usually a fan of his hippy stoner schtick but he was embarrassing tonight.
     
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    Bill Walton:

    "The Indians used to slaughter lambs and drink their blood so the Sun God would be satisfied and not invade their dreams."

    PxP guy:

    "There's a 3 by Lillard"
     
  16. xtruroyaltyx

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    The way he said Steve Kerr’s dad was assasinated over seas I think I visibly cringed.
     
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    if you were annoyed or bothered by walton then you're watching his games completely wrong. you have to have the correct mindset for one of his calls and if you do you will have a blast!
     
  19. BigggReddd

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    listening to an old-head dickriding the best team of all time like they're some Cinderella story squad can never be fun.
     
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  20. DanTony!Toni!Tone!

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    I don't think Bill Walton realizes that Lillard actually has a song from his last album called "Bill Walton".

    I don't think I've seen a national broadcast that was this one sided. At least us Portland fans showed up! Best crowd of the season, by far.
     
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