[ultra efficient] Believe it or not, I've never...

Believe it or not, I've...

-never been able to skate (roller or ice)
-never seen Titanic
-never owned a Gibson guitar
-never owned an American car
-never watched a reality television show
-never understood why Bruce Willis became popular

 

Believe it or not..

- I'm walking on air.

 

fkshfhjk

 

I've never...

been skiing (in snow)
passed business calculus in college (took it twice)
dated/kissed anyone other than my current boyfriend of 1 1/2 years
been a bridesmaid
been good at playing video games
liked talking on the phone
gotten a speeding ticket
been sky diving.
smoked anything but djarum and flavored cigars.

 

I have never had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

 

I've never...

-been unemployed since the age of 15
-done any hard drugs. (I get to define 'hard').
-owned a video game console
-watched HD TV
-gone snowboarding (though I do ski lots).
-posted in the GARM - i think - (but I do read it)
-programmed my cell phone or blackberry
-reconciled my bank account
-figured out how to efficiently use itunes or outlook
-been arrested
-rehabilitated myself

 

I've never

- been fired from a job
- smoked pot or done any other drugs besides alcohol
- been able to skate whether it is ice skating or roller skating
- drank coffee (if I did, it was one time and a long, long time ago)
- travelled by train (although I have travelled by metro before)
- owned a cat

 

Believe it or not, I've never:

-been snow skiing
-been sky diving
-drank coffee
-had threesome

 

cheated on a girlfriend.

 

Girls will do it in a joking manner for fun when they're drunk or something. You'll never see two non-gay dudes randomly kiss when they're drunk. No one wants to see that.

 

Todd Marinovich?

 

I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home and choke me while I touch myself.
I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.

 

I love how many people are saying I've never had a threesome etc. REALLY?!?!? I can't believe that!!

 

About half of my friends have so its not as uncommon as you think. Just uncommon for a bunch of internet geeks that spend their day on a basketball forum.

 

It's a cleverly disguised pick up thread. The threesome deficient people are emailing eachother to hook up.

 

That's pretty much where I was going with that comment.

 

I agree. And stuff like skydiving, etc. Skydiving isn't so common place that I would be surprised if you haven't done it. Here stuff that might be harder to believe.

Believe it or not, I've never:

Had a bad break up.
Participated in any winter sports/activities (like skiing).
Driven a stick shift.
Been to an NFL game.
Worked out at a gym.
Been on another continent.

 

so what have you done?

 

Believe it or not...

I've never tasted peanut butter!

 

I have never participated in anything relating to the "2girls 1cup" video.