To Whom [this] May Concern:

dear cgs gms,

please draft me next summer, I could use the job security. oh, and it would be awesome. I assure you, I'm worth the pick. while you're at it, please establish a houston franchise. that way either, you draft me and I get to play for my hometown -- or I'll have dozens of people posting about how you should have drafted me for the next few years of said franchise.