DUKE has a idea for a post! It is a GREAT idea, so great it would make TONY THE ORANGE TIGER say "I cannot comprend the GREATNESS within this idea, PLEASE kill me and turn me into a PELT." WHAT things you would like to DO before you stop living? (DIE in other words)!!! DUKE has a list: * DUKE has always wanted to VISIST, beautiful scenic Hawaii. Since we conquered in from the JAPANESE in WW-2, We are free to visits its majestic volcanoos and lakes. DUKE WOULD LOVE to drive to Hawaii some weekend for some "R AND R" (that stands for Rest and Resussitation not RailRoad). * DUKE wants also to visit the ISLAND where they made that scary DINOSAUR movie, "JURASSIC PARKS". That would be cool to RIDE a dinosaur! DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE of RODEO DEO DEO! * ALTHOUGH DUKE ios a lawyer and A GREAT ONE, one of the all-timer greats, DUKE always wished I COULD BE a DOCTOR. DUKE wishes he could go BACK and study oncology and chiropracty and other doctorial things. EXCEPT DUKE is NOT sticking one of his FINGERS in no one's BUTT?!??! Proctologizers are wierdos. * LASTLY DUKE would lOVE to drive the pace car in the Kentucky DERBY. THAT would be AWESOME?!!? Can you even IMAGINE what THEY WOULD say!? SO WHAT do you want to do before you die.
I spit up my KoolAid on the above line. ------------------ "I had mine chewed off by a boss one time." -- Behad leaves us wondering if he gets hazard pay...
Before I die, I want to know which normal poster occasionally assumes the name of Lhutz and gives us these gems. DoD: Kool-Aid!??!?!?! ------------------ Newbiehad... coming to a bbs near you, October 31st.
The difference between LHutz and Pinetree is that Pinetree takes himself seriously... ------------------ "There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies, and STATISTICS..." - Mark Twain -
it just dawned on me. Was PineInTheAss the original LHutz after he took typing lessons? To Answer the question: I want to play pick-up with Moochie and experience what it feels like to have someone bounce a dribble off your forehead.
JuanValdez: Nothing in particular, I guess. Just seems rather tasteless. Give me cran, or grape, or whatever. Hope I didn't ruffle your feathers too much . ------------------ Newbiehad... coming to a bbs near you, October 31st.
You're just lookin' to get your ass kicked aren't you? ------------------ "I had mine chewed off by a boss one time." -- Behad leaves us wondering if he gets hazard pay...
I have a "life trip" that I have been planning that I want to do before I either die, or get too old. Me and a few friends are going to drive from Houston to Buenos Aires, Argentina. We plan to visit every capital from Mexico to Panama, then drive the north coast of Colombia and the rest of South America, then down through Brazil to Sao Paulo and Rio de Janiero, then to Argentina..... Anyone interested? This is supposed to happen within the next five years. Right now we are planning for it to be something of a "Discover Channel" or "The Travel Channel" special (ala Alby Mangels, but not quite as cool). ------------------ DREAMer's Rocket Page [This message has been edited by DREAMer (edited June 27, 2001).]
I would like to meet Adam West. ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. My Mockumentary atheistalliance.org
Be careful and think about it DREAMer! ------------------ Rarely is the question asked: Guns kill squirrels than REDRUM to fools across the nation?
i am adam west ------------------ "The early bird may get the worm, but so does the bird that finished off the tequila bottle the night before"
LOL !!! HUTZ...HUTZ...HUTZ... DaDakota ------------------ If you like RTS games, check out this one. www.frontierwars.com coming soon to a PC near you.
I have an idea who it is, but I'm not saying. One thing I do know, it's not the original LHutz. My Kool-Aid story: When my wife and I got married, I was a full time student at UH and she worked. We lived in a one-bedroom garage apartment, and we were very low on money all the time. Once a month, we would buy a $5 bottle of vodka and apackage of cherry Kool-aid and get egt drunk off that. Oh, the headaches the next day were horrendous! But... ...those were some of the most fun times of my life. Thanks baby! Before I die, I want to get a $5 bottle of vodka and some kool-aid and go back to that apratment with my wife for one more night. ------------------ Beware the blank post! Ain't Miss Be haven!
I want LHutz to get his Noraml terrible standard of Spelling back!!!!!!!! ------------------ "The things I enjoy most, I suck at: 1) Sex: everything's fine until she makes noises." - Achebe Smegs Mock Draft
Don't ask me how I know this , but in late October, Adam West will be at a scifi convention in Plano. Then you could die in November. j ------------------ Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!
I want to beat up Calvin Murphys Tailor. ------------------ A desirous Mo Taylor is better than a prude Chris Webber.
You got lazy there at the end of your paragraph and didn't intentionally misspelled any words on the last several lines? [This message has been edited by ChenZhen (edited June 29, 2001).]
