The random "TOP TEN" thread.

Not bad kiki but here's the true top ten fruits:

10) Ricky Martin
9) Clay Aiken
8) Lance Bass
7) John Amaechi
6) Dolce
5) Gabanna
4) Elton John
3) Richard Simmons
2) Bobby Trendy
1) Mazyar

 

David Letterman Top 10 after the rockets won the 2nd championship:


Thursday, June 15, 1995
Top Ten Orlando Magic Excuses

10.Didn't want game 5, we're going to see "Batman Forever"
9.Sometimes being so tall makes your kinda dizzy
8.Can't prove it, but pretty sure one of the refs was a brother of one of the Rockets or something
7.Too busy tying yellow ribbons 'round old oak trees (that's a Tony Orlando excuse)
6.Couldn't concentrate after hearing Michael and Lisa Marie actually do it
5.In a perfect world, Connie still would be doing CBS News
4.Ran out of Gatorade and had to use bugs and rain water
3.Anfernee Hardaway didn't score enough bafkets
2.Yeah, like we want to go to the White House and get our ass shot at 1.What do we care, we're already in Disneyworld!

 

10 best ways to eat Shrimp

10 Sauteed Shrimp
9 Shrimp stew
8 Grilled Shrimp
7 Shrimp Gumbo
6 Blackened Shrimp
5 Stuffed Shrimp
4 BBQ'ed Shrimp
3 Spicy Boiled Shrimp
2 Fried Shrimp
1 Bacon Wrapped with Pepper Jack & Jalapeno Shrimp Grilled

 

1) Hakeem
2) McGrady
3) Drexler
4) Sura
5) Landry
6) Yao
7) Martin
8) Brooks
9) Mobley
10) Jon Barry

 

I can't tell If this is supposed to be sarcastic or not...

I hope it is.