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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rimrocker, Feb 24, 2020.

  1. dachuda86

    dachuda86 Member

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    I heard some panic buying going on in Houston... is this true?
     
  2. Buck Turgidson

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    Do they sell these in bulk? And cheddar goldfish crackers?

    That's cute and all, but you'd never get close enough to use it.
     
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  3. rimrocker

    rimrocker Contributing Member

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    I wanted to booby trap my front yard, but Mrs. rimrocker was against it since the neighborhood bus stop is right in front of our house and she didn't want some 4th grader getting blasted with shot or impaled on a stake.

    As soon as they close the schools though...
     
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  4. Buck Turgidson

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    A bunch of marbles and some fireworks equals a claymore...just saying.
     
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  5. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    My dad says the Sams on Fuqua is a mess. No water, toiletries and low on frozen foods.
     
  6. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    I'm sure they do but I went with various sizes of what was on hand.

    Unless you have 360 degrees of 24/7 FLIR thermal/night-vision monitoring I'm certain I could. I thinking we can enact some type of trade deal instead of hostilities - I have a vast supply of n95 masks and peanut M&M's for barter. I'm looking for intravenous Vitamin C bags and a 120mm bore mortar.
     
  7. Nook

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    Uhhh...No, just usual really. If fact no need to stock up now.... you can wait until the last minute..... make sure you let your friends and family know the same.
     
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  9. TexasTofu

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    peanut m&ms would be the move then?
     
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    Pemmican is where its at.

    Start picking berries and looking for bison to slaughter and render.

     
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  12. Andre0087

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    Chappy takes care of chappy!!!
     
  13. Buck Turgidson

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    Yep, tower blind on one side that you can see the entrance from, and another on the other hill so you can see the back pastures. I just need someone to spend the night up there in both, free cans of beans if you're interested. Bring your own M&Ms.

    PersonalIy, I like my .300 H&H Mag for running off the riffraff. I can put one through the engine block from a long way away.
     
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    The millennial thing would be to trick up the door camera with options for acid spray and whole milk unsustainable GMO sourced filtered coffee.

    The last one will make you a pariah with the youngsters
     
  15. CCorn

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    Now that it’s spreading and I need to start planning my new San Leon civilization... favorite meth recipes?
     
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  16. KingCheetah

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    You can't go wrong with pink Nazi meth.
     
  17. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Don’t forget to have at least 5 pit bulls or chows to make your own unsupervised pack to roam around and bring back fresh human meat.
     
  18. CCorn

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    I’ll round up some local strays
     
  19. rimrocker

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    Mrs. rimrocker ordered a $30 bidet and it is now installed. This effectively doubles or maybe even triples our TP supply. Plus, it's refreshing.
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  20. Buck Turgidson

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    Are these gay Nazis or is the meth pink?
     

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