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The Morey-Chuck Norris thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by the_hustler, Feb 18, 2010.

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  1. nickb492

    nickb492 Member

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    When Chuck Norris has a dream of slapping Daryl Morey, he wakes up and apologizes.
     
    #21 nickb492, Feb 18, 2010
  2. IROC it

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    Daryl Morey can play TIC-TAC-TOE with the computer from War Games and win. Every time.
     
    #22 IROC it, Feb 18, 2010
  3. BrotherFish

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    When DM does a push-up, he doesn’t go up, the Earth goes down!
     
    #23 BrotherFish, Feb 18, 2010
  4. smasstastic

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    Chuck Norris can punch through a brick wall.

    The brick wall moves aside for Daryl Morey.
     
    #24 smasstastic, Feb 18, 2010
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  5. Blurr#7

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    Daryl Morey can swallow a tea spoon of cinnamon with ease.
     
    #25 Blurr#7, Feb 18, 2010
  6. Joe Gent

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    Chuck Norris doesn't read contracts. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
     
    #26 Joe Gent, Feb 18, 2010
  7. Joe Gent

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    Sorry copy/paste fail :eek:
     
    #27 Joe Gent, Feb 18, 2010
  8. RocketGZ

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    Chuck Norris teabags.

    Daryl Morey potato-sacks.

    Donnie Walsh needs dentures as we speak.
     
    #28 RocketGZ, Feb 18, 2010
  9. BasketballReasons

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    Daryl Morey doesn't get brain freeze's, he freeze's brains.
     
    #29 BasketballReasons, Feb 18, 2010
  10. RedRowdy111

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    lol good one

    :grin:
     
    #30 RedRowdy111, Feb 18, 2010
  11. Joe Gent

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    Contrary to popular belief, the NBA is not an organization, it is a Daryltatorship. :cool:
     
    #31 Joe Gent, Feb 18, 2010
  12. valorita

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    You guys have it all wrong.
    Chuck Norris' real name is... Daryl Morey.

    The new dos XX commercial goes something like this:

    "The police often question him, just because they find him interesting;
    His beard alone has experienced more than an entire man's body;
    His blood smells like cologne;
    He is... the most interesting man in the world.

    I don't always drink beer,
    but when I do, I trust in Daryl Morey."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9GYocBqGyA
     
    #32 valorita, Feb 18, 2010
  13. Landlord Landry

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    Daryl Morey can kill two stones with one bird.
     
    #33 Landlord Landry, Feb 18, 2010
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    Daryl Morey CAN believe it's not butter.
     
    #34 BucMan55, Feb 18, 2010
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    Morey is a pimp plain and simple. Kevin Martin is not enough for him, he just bi*** slaps the Knicks and takes their draft picks and Jordan Hill.
     
    #35 Someguy1229, Feb 18, 2010
  16. Joe Gent

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    Human cloning is outlawed because if Daryl Morey were cloned, then it would be possible for a Daryl Morey trade to meet another Daryl Morey trade.


    Physicists theorize that this contact would end the NBA and the universe.
     
    #36 Joe Gent, Feb 18, 2010
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    [​IMG]
     
    #37 moestavern19, Feb 18, 2010
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  18. BucMan55

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    Daryl Morey ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. And got one.
     
    #38 BucMan55, Feb 18, 2010
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    Professional thieves call DM to ask for his advice on how to get away with highway robbery.....
     
    #39 stab, Feb 18, 2010
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    [​IMG] [​IMG]
    DARYL MOREY STIRS UP A MEAN BATCH OF KOOL AID
     
    #40 No No Mutombo, Feb 18, 2010
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