Taking a Pre-employment drug test....Need Help/Advice

Spacecity Kid is that you?

 

This could be a great prank..

 

In less than a day, your perspective employer has already received the results and passed them along to you? That is pretty fast.

 

I got my results the same day in less than 20 minutes. My employer told me to go to a clinic to take a pee test and by the time I drove back to my employer the clinic had called and already given the results.

 

Do any drug you want to. EXCEPT smoking that hash! As much as I enjoyed smoking hash in my younger years, once I started working I had to quit cold. It will ruin your career bud.. get it? BUD? LMAOOOO

I crack myself up sometimes. get it? Crack? LMAOOOOO

Oh this **** is bananas... get it? Bananas? LMAOOO wait.. that didn't make sense.

 

I guess privatization does work.

 

It was IBEW Union