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Swift 'joke' from Mavs' 'Insiders'

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by xiki, Jan 25, 2006.

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  1. RocketForever

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    They gave up Nash and used the money to sign Dampier...yeah very smart... and this thread is getting 5 stars... :rolleyes:
     
    #21 RocketForever, Jan 25, 2006
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    Dampier to New York for Jerome James and fodder might be a good dog-swap.
     
    #22 JoeBarelyCares, Jan 25, 2006
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    Q:what does swift and a beer bottle have in common?
    A: they are empty from the neck up!

    Q: Why did Swift die in a helicopter crash?
    A: He got cold and turned off the fan.

    Q: What's the difference between Swift and a computer?
    A: You only have to punch information in a computer once.

    Q: Why did Swift buy a BMW?
    A: It's the only car he can spell

    Q: What's the difference between an ipod and 100 brain cells?
    A: Swift uses his ipod.
     
    #23 nyquil82, Jan 25, 2006
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