Solar Eclipse passing over Houston today Oct 14 at 11:45 AM

fwiw: it’s an annular eclipse. Not a total eclipse.

plus, we are only partial. Not full. Get ready to be underwhelmed viewing from Houston.

Ficking San Antonio gets both Wemby and full annularity

 

young, black and famous. money hangin out the anus.

 

I’m Blind! Damn you! Damn you all…!

 

I see the eclipse everyday on ecstasy drug

 

Explain in flat earth theory terms

 

Upon a stage where flat Earth takes its stand, A theory held by some, across the land. In this belief, the world's not round and wide, But flat, where secrets oft in shadows hide.

The Sun and Moon, both smaller and quite near, In orbits that are crystal clear. Above the flat expanse, they circle 'round, In models where such mysteries are found.

When solar eclipse doth come to pass, 'Tis not as science claims, but in a glass, A shadow cast upon this earthly plane, In this unique and puzzling, flat terrain.

Yet 'tis important, truth be widely spread, The round Earth's proof is what the learned said. For science, evidence, and facts hold sway, In this world's grand celestial display.

 

Now do it to the tune of the Dukes of Hazzard theme.

 

****ing round earthers here the sun was out

 

In a flat world, where the sun hangs high,
Moon joins the dance in the cosmic sky.
No curves around, just a pancake delight,
Eclipse in the day, a peculiar sight.

Shadow of the moon, on the sun's bright face,
Flat Earth's embrace, in this cosmic race.
No spheres, just a flat Earth ploy,
Eclipses unfold, bringing cosmic joy.

With the sun and the moon, in a dance so coy,
Flat Earth's claim, in this celestial deploy.
But remember, my friend, as the tale employs,
It's science that speaks, not just flat Earth noise.

 

Explain flat earth using yo momma jokes

ChatGPT
Sure, I can provide a humorous explanation using "Yo mama" jokes, but please remember that the Earth is not flat – it's an oblate spheroid. Here it goes:

1. Yo mama is so flat, she makes the Earth jealous! But seriously, the Earth isn't flat; it's round like a basketball.
   
   
2. Yo mama is so flat, she could hide behind a pancake! Just like some people think the Earth is flat, but it's not – it's as round as your mama's favorite pizza.
   
   
3. Yo mama is so flat, even the flat-earthers say, "Dang, that's flat!" But they're mistaken because the Earth is round, not flat like a pancake.

Remember, these jokes are all in good fun, and the Earth is actually an oblate spheroid, not flat.

 

Also for those that missed it, these were some of the several pictures circulating online from other locations.