a) Stay inside and watch TV b) Stay inside and play video games c) Stay inside and surf the internet d) Go OUTSIDE and do some real surfing on your local street e) Go outside, contract meningitis, then come back inside and do letters a, b, and c f) Stay inside and drink spirituous beverages g) drink sirituous beverages, swim to the liquor store for some more spirituous beverages, contract meningitis, and continue with letter f h) Have sex all weekend (bonus points if you had sex with another person!) i) Try to have a BBQ indoors; Burn house down j) All of the above
k) Go to beach with girlfriend, get sunburned, see jeepers creepers, go out to dinner with a friend and complain about relationships, then a), c), b), and h) without bonus points.
I'm extremely disappointed, DEANB...You missed out on a perfect opportunity... "OHHH! This sunburn hurts! Hey honey, could you rub some Aloe Vera on this sunburn for me? Yeah, that's it...a little lower...little lower...Here, why don't I just take my pants off and make it easier for you?"
1) Started to catch a cold. 2) Surf the 'Net. 3) Watch about an hour of tv. 4) Read stuff. 5) Worked on an automated test script that verifies the conversion of a database from one version of our app to a newer version. 6) Talked to a really cute girl that called me an "asexual being afraid of his penis". 7) Talked to another girl that agreed. 8) Ate lunch with a guy that laughed at 6 and 7. 9) Ate lunch with the people in 6, 7, and 8 that called me a geek. 10) Looked for new friends. 11) Bought some new fish. 12) Bought a new lug nut for my rims. 13) Stayed in bed most of the time sick and recovering from a cold and watching the cloudy and rainy weather in Dallas. 14) Started looking for possible times and destinations for a future trip to Africa. *cough* *cough* *aaaaaaaaachooooooooo*.
a) Worked all night b) stayed inside, eating, sleeping, b****ing about the weather c) worked all night d) stayed inside, eating, sleeping, b****ing about the weather e) found a storage shed on sale at Lowe's, couldn't go get it till the rain stopped f) worked all night g) stayed inside, eating, sleeping, b****ing about the weather h) caught a break in the rain Monday long enough to go buy storage shed i) shed gets wet on ride home j) worked all night (Holiday-double time and a half )
DOD, 6, ROTFLMAO. (is there an emoticon for rotflmao yet). 1) Had sex a few times ("you're the best lover I've ever had"... "I practice a lot when I'm alone"). 2) Fly fished on a "be back around noon hon" trip until 7p.m. 3) Played racquetball. 4) Jogged. 5) Woke my wife up the wrong way. 6) Bought my season's pass @ Brighton, $500.00 cheaper than I've spent in the past b/c of my student discount! 7) Studied Osteology. 8) Hid in the University of Utah library to study Osteology. 9) Watched Hedwig (Hedwig looks like Brenda from Six Feet Under w/o the boobies). 10) Played racquetball again. 11) Played pool. 12) Watch Mirnyi and Keurten (in no particular order)
Camped all weekend at the Delaware Water Gap @ Worthington State Forest. Drank my way into the perfect camping stupor. Caught 20 small mouth bass. Kept drinking. Beat my wife in Gin Rummy sitting next to the best campfire I have ever built. Kept drinking. Hiked to Sunfish Pond on the Appalachian Trail (a rock bottom glacial lake, absolutely beautiful!). Drank some more. The weather was wonderful! 75 degrees and sunny with no humidity. Reminded myself how much I loved "Inner Visions" by Stevie Wonder. Played guitar under a full moon and blanket of stars! Did I mention all the beer I drank? It was an amazing weekend!
1) Came down with a cold. 2) Attempted numerous times to play basketball with friends, to no avail (despite cold) 3) Watched the Rockets/Pacers 3OT game that HP sent me (Thanks, crisp, you rock) 4) Came to the conclusion that, since Bullard is now gone, Moochie Norris is my new favorite Rocket (Please resign, Mooch) 5) Helped my roomate look for his snake (which has been on the lamb now for 2 months, but resurfaced two nights ago, oddly enough) 6) Went to 7/11 and had a Code Red Mountain Dew slurpy (highlight of the weekend) 7) Watched like 7 freaking movies because weather was bad and I had a freaking cold and NO ONE wanted to play basketball.
1) Arrived back from London friday night (was allowed to sit in the jump seat of a 747 for take off!) 2) Spent all day Saturday looking after my daughters 3) Watched "The Dish" (an excellent Aussie movie) on Saturday night, along with my wife, some Thai take-out and a bottle of wine 4) Was taken out for breakfast on Sunday morning for Australian Father's Day 5) Ran 16 miles on Monday morning 6) Had late lunch at Joe's in Kemah 7) Finally managed to complete an extremely frustrating mission in Rogue Spear late Monday night
davo, which mission in Rogue Spear? I just started playing that game about 2 weeks ago, and I'm hooked!
1)Drove down to Brownsville to see the folks...there is nothing to do in Brownsville. 2)Laid around on the couch a whole bunch. 3)Drank a bunch of Pesi 4)Played one $hitty round of golf with Dad, he kicked my ass as usual. 5)Walked across to Matamoros, got 2 bottles of Teuquila 6)Laid around on the couch and drank more Pepsi 7)Dad cooked Beef Ribs and chicken...had 'em with some Pepsi. 8)Watched Mexico vs. Jamaica soccer match while drinking Pepsi...fell asleep. 9)Got my car fixed by my Dads mechanic. Its was only the Head Valve gasket! He fixed it in a few hours AND changed the thermostat AND flush the radiator all for 60 BUCKS! 10)Drove home Monday morning 6:00a.m., didn't get pulled over or searched by any DPS. Damn its good to be back in H-Town. Has anyone noticed how much weight Jerry Lewis has put on?! I almost didn't recognize him! Also, Ed Mcmahon lost alot of weight, he's getting old! ahhh...such is time
1) Went to Seattle 2) Visited the Experience Music Project (very cool) 3) Had a giant cook-out 4) Went to Mt. Ranier (Tahoma, as the Natives call it) 5) Gambled at the Muckleshoot Indian Casino 6) Enjoyed the beautiful cool weather 7) Came home to hot, muggy Houston.
1. Bought a new shirt 2. Drank a good deal of alcohol at a variety of bars around Austin. 3. Tried to kiss my future roommate....got shot down 4. Woke up with a hangover 5. Worked 10 hours with said hangover 6. Met another lady friend after work and had mad sex 7. Played pool with friends, future roommate and my lady friend from the previous night. 8. Bar hopped, ate pizza on 6th street, smoked and slept. 9. Had a relaxing afternoon at Lake Travis 10. Saw American Pie 2 - hilarious flick! 11. Woke up feeling so fresh and so clean, clean!
Two questions, Mr. Oily: 1) How did you fall asleep after drinking all that Pepsi? 2) What the hell were you doing drinking Pepsi when you had two bottles of tequila!!
Went to Seattle Bumbershoot festival: Saw Karl Denson's Tiny Universe- awesome show! Rusted Root- very cool Sexmob, DJ Logic.. G. Love & Special Sauce was the bomb!!! Other than that, laid out and iced my sore back and self medicated...
was also at bumbershoot...saw g-love and special suace and cake was the bomb...missed david cross though...jeff...we might be having a bbq wed...
Drove from Gardiner Montana to Afton Wyoming on Thursday and picked up my new puppy. then drove to Rock Springs Wyoming. Drove from Rock Springs to Amarillo Texas on Friday. Drove from Amarillo to Dallas on Saturday Drove home (south of Houston) on Sunday. Rested on Monday.
Umm, I thik it was No. 4 - the one set in Djakavic (?) Kosovo. I completed it once early on but I lost three people, so I (stupidly) decided to do it over. Ended up taking me for ever. It is an awesome game - you should try it online - even better!
