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Smeggy's Last Episode

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Aug 26, 2001.

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  1. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    hmmm....someone told me Smeggy needs a worthy name....like that means he's going to get off easy.

    Is this Smeggy's Final Conquest: losers perish.

    Pick your Smeggum:

    <ul>
    <li>PreppyPrep <---This is the evil one
    <li>TrekkieTrek
    <li>Smeggy'sLastCall
    <li>ThePhantomSmeggy
    <li>SmeggyNA (NA--is Non-Alcoholic)
    <li>smeggingCrisco
    </ul>and now the inside jokes<ul>
    <li>The Cat Smeg <--my personal favorite
    <li>SmeggyCLITORIS
    <li>RimmerSmeg
    <li>DwarfyDwarf
    <li>DwarfyDwarfRimmer <--The really evil one
    </ul>

    These are my smeggums after just 1 hour hunting. And I'm just getting started Smeggy. I have word out at several message boards. The names are only going to get less smeggy.

    The sooner you pick one; the better.


    smeggypartner
     
  2. Achebe

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    and you thought mine sucked? :D

    SmeggySmurf was at least on target.

    MarkeyMark at least has the cadence.
     
  3. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    But, Alas...You have not done your research Achebe!!!
     
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    Achebe Contributing Member

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    I don't want to know a thing about that weirdo Red Dwarf stuff. British humor sucks (sorry davo, smeg (lol)).
     
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    How about the AussieA$$hole?:D
     
  6. SmeggySmeg

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    Nice research Crispee, especially the PhantomSmeggy???

    british Humour rocks

    SmeggingCrisco (or Achebe) isn't too bad???

    The rest are mostly dismal and the best one is just a fraction too explicit for Clutchy me thinks.

    SmeggingPartner or SmeggyPartner would also be apt

    others of my own merit

    MrsMobley'sSmeg
    OurFrontCourtisaBunchofSMEG or FrontCourtSmeg
    aSMEGbe
    Kev'Smeg


    The Research is sensational, now try and find something funny:D

    Smegless
     
  7. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    So, you like the Smurfs better. :D Why didn't anyone tell me this was Red Dwarf. This is a whole new smeggie ball game now!

    Let me give you a little background...PrettyPrep is about as opposite as you can get to SmeggySmeg.

    Smeggy is an attitude. Drink beer and be smeggy.

    <img src="http://www.flashlings.com/images/smeggie.jpg">

    Krystin says....all things crisco are smeggy useless:

    "<i>Or muffins! Or muffins! We don't like muffins around here! We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no <b>smegging flapjacks!</b></i>
     
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    Mladdkins, it's Kryten you smeghead

    Would you like me to copy some episodes and send them over, cause I'm sure humour and satire like this is illegal in the US
     
  9. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    Screw that!

    It is nothing of a smeggyhead's world, merely only cc.net's world. Let's combine SmeggyHeads with CC.NETheads.

    Take

    The Cat Smeg

    or NOTHING!
     
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    Smeg is from Smegheads World
     
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    heypartner Contributing Member

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    OK...the admin at one of the website's that I left a message at was named smeggyhead...whatever!

    nice how you correct me in a clever way to avoid the dreaded

    "The Cat Smeg"
     
  12. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    Are you going to make me post The Cat's profile....?
     
  13. SmeggySmeg

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    your leaving messages for other admins????? LOL
     
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    sure why not
     
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    heypartner Contributing Member

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    <a href="http://www.clubi.ie/lestat/thecat.html">Is The Cat smeggy? .... and is that smegging The Cat?</a>

    <img src="http://www.flashlings.com/images/thecat.jpg">

    British humor is weird.
     
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    Oh, how I love that show!

    I still think Smeee Heeee is a good name.
     
  17. Achebe

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    favorite food? crispies. LOL
     
  18. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    YES! exactly

    favorite food is crispies, and he's never had sex before.

    We have a WINNER.

    I told you not to make me post this smeggum link. I gave you many other choices,,,,smeggy smeg.

    The Cat Smeg

    do it Achebe!!
     
  19. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    The thing that is also funny is that Achebe told me that we had to "search the world" for a suitable name...when, in fact, we had to search the universe!

    OK...that was bad British satire. I've been reading too much of it tonight.
     
  20. SmeggySmeg

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    1 out of 2 ain't bad
     

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