1) Ken Burns has taken all of your family photos and hired Donald Sutherland and Shelby Foote to talk about you. 2) You are being appraised on Antiques Roadshow. 3) "Sit and Be Fit" kicked you off of their elderly exercise show for being too out of shape. 4) Mr. Rogers has stopped returning your phone calls. 5) You remember building the home restored on "This Old House." Um, sorry..this is really proof that I have been hanging out on the BBS too much. -Elvis, who likes public television, nevertheless
