With their logo on the "jersey", wouldn't the NFL have to approve those pics? So much for their high standards after the wardrobe malfunction, eh?
As technology advances, there will be a new type of typing ... a new type of formatting text. No longer will be limited to only bold , italic , and underline . There will be something so extraordinary ... it will look a little like this: [sarcasm] This ranks her up there with Eric Neis as the most successful graduate of the Real World.[/sarcasm] Oh, I cannot wait for that day to come.
Are you slightly above average looking, do you hang out with butch softball girls, do you cake on several coats of makeup, and can you make sure you hit the tanning bed a couple of times a month? If so, you too can be Jennie Finch, and be pimped in front of the cameras by ESPN as if you were unbelievably hot and glamorous, thunder thighs and all. Be careful though, then you might just go a little to far and get put in a magazine with a bunch of gazelle like supermodels who make you look like the pillsbury dough boy, and then have lazyass losers like myself write about how your chubby ass needs to exit, stage right.
BINGO - I actually thought she was better looking then what she shows in this spread. Maybe its the bathing suits, but I thought she was cuter then that.
Any man would be lucky to end up with Ms. Finch and her muscular thighs. Jennie is hot and probably could actually push a lawn mower, mow the yard and not pass out from the whole ordeal. By todays standards, Marilyn Monroe would be considered a big, fat w****.
Really. I love to see how many people on this board go ga-ga over an anorexic-looking, ugly, in-the-spotlight only because of her last name Paris Hilton or some other skinny, sick-looking skank but when a healthy, fit female comes on she gets bashed and called "chubby" or is compared to the "Pillsbury Dough Boy."
Anna Nicole Smith? I guess it's that Ladder Theory mentioned in another topic at work. It's funny because it's true.
Marisa Miller is one of the hottest women on the planet, without question. The girl has barely an ounce of fat on her, and I love it. She's not so skinny that you see bones, though. Amazing all around. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2005_swimsuit/models/05_mmiller_08.html And oh yeah, those body painting pictures are AWESOME! Okay, WOW. This one is just a joke - so insanely beautiful! http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2005_swimsuit/painting/05_bodypainting_03.html
