Should I vote for Trump or Hillary in Primary

You should have been scared when Yeltsin quit, China and Iran continued to exist and Africans didn't forget how to use machetes or kalashnikovs. There are far worse things in this world than watching the other secular, white, sexually active team bat for a few innings.

 

He's right. What could possibly go wrong?

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Also, they left out the over ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND INNOCENT CIVILIAN NON COMBATANT HUMANS murdered in Iraq while seeking WMD's that didn't exist. Must be a typo.

 

Liberal and conservative presidents have alternately escalated or avoided wars all throughout American history, there are far more relevant campaign issues on which Repulicans and Democrats don't vary too widely, or if they do, will coordinate well enough once in session to avoid any drastic changes in one direction or another.