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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Oct 27, 2007.

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  1. DonnyMost

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    You should have waited til she was asleep and then just spooged all over her face.
     
    #21 DonnyMost, Oct 27, 2007
  2. The Real Shady

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    A rubber for oral sex... I'll pass as well. Maybe she would have went for a T-bagging?
     
    #22 The Real Shady, Oct 27, 2007
  3. Dubious

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    Wake up from your sex dreams and face her reality.

    [​IMG]
     
    #23 Dubious, Oct 27, 2007
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  4. SWTsig

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    this is the correct answer.
     
    #24 SWTsig, Oct 27, 2007
  5. rezdawg

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    She probably didnt want to give you a virus...thank her and send her on her way.
     
    #25 rezdawg, Oct 27, 2007
  6. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    ding ding ding.
     
    #26 B-Bob, Oct 27, 2007
  7. Nero

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    It's like Eddie Murphy said:

    'I mean, what's next?? You just put your d1ck in and explode? *BOOM*!'
     
    #27 Nero, Oct 27, 2007
  8. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Was her name Angie?
     
    #28 KingCheetah, Oct 27, 2007
  9. nyquil82

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    I thought girls hated the taste of latex. my girl hates putting her mouth on it after I take a condom off.

    What you should do is keep the condom in your ass. then when she says to put it on, do it and she'll be in for a big surprise. She won't want to do bj's with a condom anymore.
     
    #29 nyquil82, Oct 27, 2007
  10. Kam

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    what is this thread about? :confused:
     
    #30 Kam, Oct 27, 2007
  11. Master Baiter

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    It's about getting your dick sucked. Maybe one day when you quit going to adolescent girl concerts and meet a woman old enough to perform this act it will actually happen to you.
     
    #31 Master Baiter, Oct 27, 2007
  12. countingcrow

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    Now that made me laugh...

    :D
     
    #32 countingcrow, Oct 27, 2007
  13. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    A character in Shakespeare.
     
    #33 B-Bob, Oct 27, 2007
  14. Kam

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    come on now, you know i was kidding.


    and i'm still going to find my way to hannah montana concert
     
    #34 Kam, Oct 27, 2007
  15. Harrisment

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    Man I would have probably kicked her out right there for even suggesting that.
     
    #35 Harrisment, Oct 27, 2007
  16. finalsbound

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    I woulda' smack dat b**** in da face.

    believe dat.
     
    #36 finalsbound, Oct 27, 2007
  17. WWR

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    She didn't want your AIDS.
     
    #37 WWR, Oct 27, 2007
  18. Smokey

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    First, if she's not comfortable giving head without a rubber, she shouldn't be giving head in the first place.

    Second, how did she get used to taste of rubber? Hmm....
     
    #38 Smokey, Oct 27, 2007
  19. rezdawg

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    Solid point.
     
    #39 rezdawg, Oct 27, 2007
  20. Ottomaton

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    Male goose
     
    #40 Ottomaton, Oct 27, 2007
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