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Provide a great yet unidentifiable movie quote

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jugdish, Jun 26, 2012.

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  1. Jugdish

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    Jack, when I was 14 years old, I was stung by a phalanx of Portuguese Men-o-War. They're not men, they're cowardly evil fish made me of cowardly evil jelly.
     
    #1 Jugdish, Jun 26, 2012
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    *made of

    Ugh.
     
    #2 Jugdish, Jun 26, 2012
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    "You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music!"
     
    #3 Rashmon, Jun 26, 2012
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    "If we got sex out of the way, we could relax."
     
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    Me love you long time," "Me so horny" "Me sucky sucky"
     
    #5 danoman, Jun 26, 2012
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    Please, sit down before you fall down.
     
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    "King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!"
     
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    you thought! you thought! Three years of nursery school and you think you know it all!
     
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    Welcome to my kingdom. I will bed you all before the night is through.
     
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    "I'm here for the g*ngbang"
     
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    Pee on it....
     
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    "You can lie, cheat & steal. You can start wars and bankrupt the country. They'll forgive you for that. But you don't f*** the intern."
     
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    That reminds me of a well-known movie quote that I love.

    "Goddammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!"
     
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    "I can lay you out and fill your mouth with your mother's feces, or we can talk."
     
    #14 lost_elephant, Jun 26, 2012
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    F*** the itinerary.
     
    #15 finalsbound, Jun 26, 2012
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    And that would be what you call ironic.
     
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    Uh-uh, Princess. We're having you fixed. You're gonna be respectful, compliant, and appreciative... the way a woman should be.
     
    #17 Pole, Jun 26, 2012
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    "What you see is nothing. I got a Balinese dancing girl tattooed across my chest.
     
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    "But Lucy, i am British."

    "So are these!"
     
    #19 James Gabriel, Jun 27, 2012
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    "Ah, the Pizza delivery"-->"Open the box"-->"Why is it on your lap the whole time?"-->"Just open the box girl ;)"->2minutes later:"awww yea...uuh...uuuh...do it to me....yes baby...oooh"
     
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