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[POLL] Petition to get Craig Ackerman to change his cat's name

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Os Trigonum, Jan 26, 2024.

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What should Craig Ackerman re-name his cat?

  1. Anything but LeBron James

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%
  2. Alperen Got-More-Votes-than-Kawhi Sengun

    9 vote(s)
    32.1%
  3. Dillon the Villain

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%
  4. Bill Worrell

    7 vote(s)
    25.0%
  5. I.D.I.O.T.

    5 vote(s)
    17.9%
  6. Joe Rocket

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%
  7. Hello Kitty

    4 vote(s)
    14.3%
  8. Blue Steel

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%
  9. Eat at Landry's (Landry for short)

    4 vote(s)
    14.3%
  10. Hakeem or Corey Brewer . . . I can't decide

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%
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  1. Os Trigonum

    Os Trigonum Contributing Member
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    Please support this effort. With luck Clutch will get behind this and we can shape world events. Poll of new names to follow.
     
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    @Ankara1923 said that it should be three names, so I offer Alperen Franchise Sengun.

    Also I.D.I.O.T.
     
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  3. Ankara1923

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    Alp Jolly Judge would be good. Judge is after Hakeem as it means Judge/the one controlling.
     
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  4. T for 3

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    Petition to get Craig Ackerman not to be weird as ****.
     
  5. Salvy

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    AlPussy Cat Sengun
     
  6. Os Trigonum

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    I think "Joe Rocket" would be a good cat name. very catty.
     
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    Fun to say and has two franchise players in it.

    [​IMG]
     
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  8. Dankstronaut

    Dankstronaut Way, way out here.
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    If you don't like Ackerman's schtick the problem is you not him.
     
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    Please add a new option to the poll: Severo. Severo Kitty. El Gato Severo.

    Thank you.
     
  11. Os Trigonum

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    can't believe I didn't think of that.
     
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  12. Os Trigonum

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    can't make the change now. It's going to have to be a write-in vote campaign. You know . . . grassroots. Like the Turkish national Sengun voting bloc.
     
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    Sleepy Floyd
     
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    @Os Trigonum The man is the very definition of idle chatter.
     
  16. across110thstreet

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    I thought he was just going make it simple and say his cats were named Hakeem and Clyde
     
  17. T for 3

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    He didn't used to be this bad, its gotten worse.
     
  18. Dankstronaut

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    He was always this bad, it's gotten better.

    The Miami alien thing. Calling Secaucus NJ beautiful and demanding the broadcast go with him to see it. The free throw defense. jokes about how Ryan can see his bald spot, the barbs they all send each other. The really dry wit. Dude is lowkey hilarious.
     
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    Dude. If I ever have a cat I am stealing that name lol.
     
  20. Hank McDowell

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    Solid!
     
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