People that wear Santa hats and decorate their cars

LOL how does the way a girl looks have anything to do with it.. cause then it has no potential for being cute??

Well I hope I'm not "fugly" Cause I will be wearing mine tomorrow at work!!

I can't get into the decorating the car thing

I voted festive though.. just cause if you spend the time decorating your car, you are "in the holiday spirit"

 

I voted "douchebag", but I think, like others, that the wording is harsh here.

Wearing a Bluetooth headset = douchebag
Decorating your car with antlers = cheesy

When I think of the people who decorate their cars, I get this image in my head of Clark Griswald (cheesy, 80s-ish suburban commando). Either that or Beth from Dog the Bounty Hunter (some fat, cheesy, trailer-trashy broad). Now, both are incredibly cheesy, but I wouldn't classify either as a douchebag. (Beth can be a downright b****, though.)

Lately, I've seen a lot of nice cars decorated by antlers, wreaths, and Rudolph noses. Putting antlers on your Infiniti FX45 or BMW X5 makes Baby Jesus (Vince Young) cry.

 

My next door neighbor has an SUV with a wreath on the front of it. He left it parked on the driveway last night. So when I got home from work last night, he was working in his yard. I pulled into his front yard, pushed my mirrored sunglasses to the end of my nose to expose my eyes, gave him a wink, and proceeded to lay a large trench in his front yard.