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Peeing with a chub

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Landlord Landry, Dec 3, 2010.

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  1. Landlord Landry

    Landlord Landry Member

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    sht is impossible.
     
    #1 Landlord Landry, Dec 3, 2010
  2. Mr. Clutch

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    You definitely want to wait. Also hard to aim when it's still halfway chubbed.
     
    #2 Mr. Clutch, Dec 3, 2010
  3. Jontro

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    Nope. Just aim for the ceiling and you'd be dead on.
     
    #3 Jontro, Dec 3, 2010
  4. spydermex

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    takes a lot of dedication to pee straight.
     
    #4 spydermex, Dec 3, 2010
  5. RedRedemption

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    Well, when that happens you just have to improvise. Like banking it in instead of going for the "swish" if you know what I mean. ;)
     
    #5 RedRedemption, Dec 3, 2010
  6. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Step back. Lean forward. Hand on the wall.
     
    #6 Pole, Dec 3, 2010
  7. Uprising

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    That's what the SHOWER is for. :p

    [​IMG]
     
    #7 Uprising, Dec 3, 2010
  8. The Real Shady

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    Do a handstand and go.
     
    #8 The Real Shady, Dec 3, 2010
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  9. Wakko67

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    I have a pretty nasty story involving this. :eek:
     
    #9 Wakko67, Dec 3, 2010
  10. Jontro

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    This of your grandma lying down on a beach rubbing oil all over herself and give it about 20-30 seconds.

    You'll be good to go after that.
     
    #10 Jontro, Dec 3, 2010
  11. Mr. Clutch

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    Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day...

    Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day...

    Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day...
     
    #11 Mr. Clutch, Dec 3, 2010
  12. itony

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    good thing mine bends backwards like pornstars...
    i wish :(
     
    #12 itony, Dec 3, 2010
  13. HAYJON02

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    oh landlord landry youre so edgy.
     
    #13 HAYJON02, Dec 3, 2010
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  14. LCII

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    Just push it down and fire!
     
    #14 LCII, Dec 3, 2010
  15. Dairy Ashford

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    Painful, but possible. You probably did it all the time pre-pub. The only downside is it typically indicates a failure of another related function.
     
    #15 Dairy Ashford, Dec 4, 2010
  16. rawool

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    Haha, that's my solution as well.
     
    #16 rawool, Dec 4, 2010
  17. Depressio

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    This. Tough but possible.
     
    #17 Depressio, Dec 4, 2010
  18. mosessmalone

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    someone post that story about the guy who had to poop and pee at the same time at his date's house and he had a boner
     
    #18 mosessmalone, Dec 4, 2010
  19. Fatty FatBastard

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    I don't know how small penises typically are. (I've always given the benefit of the doubt.)

    Peeing in the morning with an erection is easy. Put your hand on the top of the upper bowl and tilt your body until you reach said status.

    More often than not, clean the areas you missed! This is one this we haven't figured out yet. Wipe after you leave.
     
    #19 Fatty FatBastard, Dec 4, 2010
  20. mosessmalone

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    #20 mosessmalone, Dec 4, 2010
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