Indeed, it will not. Started at 2.98. He went 3.00 for this game. It will tick up imperceptibly. Still 3rd best in the league, probably.
Non-sequitur: Am I the only one that would do non-trivial, possibly-illegal things to never have to see that stupid Minute Maid ad with the dumb T-ball kid and his obvious actor father ever again?
I guess our offense has decided to take the rest of the night off. Our bullpen is tired. Would be nice to get a few more runs.