[Official] Patriots @ Texans 12/1/2013

At this point the Texans org should provide free food and drinks to all fans at the stadium...

 

Gonna laugh so hard if we win this game. It would be like the Twilight Zone.

 

I fear it big time.

 

[Official] Patriots@Texans 12-1-13

 

Yeah, Texans will probably win and mess up the tank.

 

I actually wouldn't be surprised if the Texans win. If they just come to play for once they might surprise themselves.

 

yes this is my biggest fear.. And if we win-- Bob Mcnair will cone out of his
hiding hole and confirm Kubiak is the best coach for this team and will retain him..

He has been gicing Kubiak chance after chance to redeem himselve with a win (
and sooner or later they will win)

 

I don't think the Texans will win, but if they do; it will be by some fluke rule as in last year's Turkey Day game in Detroit.

Actually, Kubiak's play-calling combined with our Special Team atrocities will lull Bellichek and Co. into a deep, deep transe. Dierdorf stumbles in his announcing and calls the Texans by the name of Oilers. Pass rushers will have it so easy the will run out of breath by the end of the first quarter and will be put on oxygen, then becoming light-headed, they will be tripping over each other on what they call our "terrible" turf. Keenum, seeing the events unfolding, decides to start scrambling the remainder of the game and although he and the offense are moving the ball quite well, the special teams blunders and PI calls will eventually be our downfall and we escape Reliant stadium with a respectable loss of:

Patriots - 63
Texans - 5

My motto for the rest of this season is: Happy "Tank"sgiving! :grin:

 

Five more games, just five more, until the Kubiak era is over.

 

If true, a surge of joy in my heart. His tenure has been painful to watch, even last year which was the team's best.

 

I'm calling it now, this and the Indy game are the only two we win the rest of this season.

 

Going to be an interesting offseason, new coach, new front office, new QB, buildup to the draft, free agency, yep, gonna be a long ten months till next Sept.

 

Ill be at the game rooting for the patriots..but secretly crying inside. .

 

I didn't know Gumbel called actual games.

 

You guys are crazy. We will lose this game. We will, however, win two of the JAX, IND, TEN games that we have left, thereby screwing up our chances at the number one pick.

 

This game was over the moment it was scheduled.

 

Texans offense and defense finally show up together.
Pats -3, Texans 42
We're gonna beat the crap out of the patriots and broncos!
But we will blow the rest of the games in battlefighting fashion.
Book it

 

Pats humiliate the Texans 49-7, with the lone Houston TD coming from a fluky punt return.

McNair promptly cans the entire coaching staff and GM, but he is so impressed by the PR TD that Marciano is made interim head coach & GM. Marciano finishes the year with an improbable 4-game wining streak (destroying draft position) and is given a 10-year head coach & GM contract for his efforts. After 5 straight winless seasons, McNair, teary-eyed in a press conference, tells the world that the Texans have failed Marciano ("one hell of a guy") and that he has decided to sell the team rather than let Marciano go. McNair then sells the team to a consortium led by Stockton, Malone, Hornacek, and Sloan, who move the team to Salt Lake but keep the Texans name. Marciano is fired right off the bat, and the Utah Texans go on to win the next 9 straight Super Bowls.

 

You are a bad, bad man. And you should feel bad.

 

... No!

Can't wait till he retires after this season.

Game well be in mute.