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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RedRedemption, Jul 23, 2012.

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  1. RedRedemption

    RedRedemption Contributing Member

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    List a few useful things that you have learned over the years that others may not know that make life a little bit easier.

    Inspired by this Reddit subreddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips
     
    #1 RedRedemption, Jul 23, 2012
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    Using spoon to open jar seems like a mancard violation.
     
    #2 Invisible Fan, Jul 23, 2012
  3. got em COACH

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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/spiyR6qsFrY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #3 got em COACH, Jul 23, 2012
  4. RedRedemption

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    When you have a stuffy nose. Lie on your side and keep the congested side facing the ceiling.

    When you have a headache or migraine put pressure on the top of your head with a pillow for temporary relief.
     
    #4 RedRedemption, Jul 23, 2012
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    go to sleep
     
    #5 BrieflySpeaking, Jul 23, 2012
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    lol...I was taught to flip a jar over and tap it against the ground. Opens easy after that.
     
    #6 AbrahamLincoln, Jul 23, 2012
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    If you see a fork in the road, pick it up
     
    #7 kidcave9, Jul 23, 2012
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    Stop posting reddit content on here.
     
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    Wash your dick in the sink when time is an issue and you have girls waiting.
     
    #9 Yung-T, Jul 23, 2012
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    <b>Life pro-tip:</b> If you are looking for life pro-tips go to reddit.com/r/lifeprotips

    :rolleyes:
     
    #10 snc, Jul 23, 2012
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    When life gets too difficult, cry and quit.
     
    #11 Jontro, Jul 23, 2012
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    If you've just gone poo, and you realize the only toilet paper around is like ****in sandpaper, as in it's bad enough to make you bleed down there, DO NOT USE THE TOILET PAPER. Just walk around with the mess in your pants. Trust me. That takes a long time to heal, and every time you take a dump afterwards and use toilet paper you will re-live that sandpaper experience.
     
    #12 Haymitch, Jul 23, 2012
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    two in the pink, one in the stink
     
    #13 Xerobull, Jul 23, 2012
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    Maybe I shouldn't create threads when it's two in the morning...
     
    #14 RedRedemption, Jul 23, 2012
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    If life is getting you down...have another bong hit. :grin:
     
    #15 RocketMan Tex, Jul 23, 2012
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    Having to have a card to prove you're a man seems like a being a man violation.
     
    #16 Rocketman95, Jul 23, 2012
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    I dont know; I value ingenuity over brute strength any day, although its great to have both at your disposal.
     
    #18 Xerobull, Jul 23, 2012
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    Watch Limitless on shrooms
     
    #19 ScubaSteve, Jul 24, 2012
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    So if I hand you my card, the tables would be turned?
     
    #20 Invisible Fan, Jul 24, 2012
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