[Official] Astros @ Rangers

My brother just texted me that this is the biggest umpire sh!tshow he's seen since The Naked Gun

 

Yep, we could always be the Yankees with half our team on the DL. Thank god for small miracles, I guess.

 

Funny, mine too.

And it is definitely a **** show. Wonder if this will make news on espn. Its pretty blatantly one sided

 

Hit the ****ing ball. *******.

 

It drives me crazy. Cole lets small mistakes get to him easily like a Little Leaguer and only calms down a few batters later after more damage has been done.

 

I’m not liking the baseball we’re playing right now. This is brutal.

 

Leadoff single..."okay, let's get something started here!"

5 pitches later the inning is over

 

ha. Not kidding some naked gun advertisement popped up.

 

Apparently the Rangers broadcast thinks Kulpa is doing a great job of being consistent and not escalating the situation. Not kidding.

 

The Astros make me appreciate the sugar land skeeters!

 

Chris Holt/Tim Redding Disease

It's only 2 starts so far (this one being bizarre as all hell), and I don't remember it being a big issue last year, but worth watching.

 

Only benefit of being at the game.

 

This. My DVR recorded their broadcast for some reason. This whole game sucks and that made it even worse. Their announcers are awful.

 

I’m liking Coles passion.

 

Cole having words (calmly, talking through his glove) with Kulpa as he was leaving the field.

eta: then he got not so calm, he was vein popping pissed

 

Minor should just be throwing an inside fastball non-stop... Kulpa literally cannot discern where that pitch is when its coming from a lefty.

 

Redding never had that sort of passion...

 

Minor looking like a Cy Young candidate against this void of a batting order.
This is hard to watch.

 

Wow. Love this vaunted offense. All that offseason hype about our elite team as we have dropped a deuce in our shorts thus far this season.