There are SO MANY phases to this drinking game. Every time TMAC drops his hands when he doesn't get the ball - YOU DRINK. Every time TMAC walks the ball up for no reason - YOU DRINK. Every time TMAC stands completely still for '2-mississippi' - YOU DRINK. Every time TMAC shoots the 3 at the end of the quarter - YOU DRINK. Every time TMAC calls the team 'My Guys' - YOU DRINK. ...and every time TMAC acts like a pu$$ - YOU DRINK. ...and every time someone tells me how fragile he is and how much he b****es, I WILL DRINK... (On the weekends though!) I'm sure there's a YAO DUNK drinking game somewhere out there?
the yao drinking game and tracy drinking game will get anyone completely trashed. trashed enough to be able to sit through the garbage of a game they play. some yao games. yao gets beat on jumpball by player under 7 ft in height. yao misses layup when he could have just dunked it (even though he will probably miss the dunk) there can be so many more to list here, but it can all be grouped into the following clause.. yao plays like a pu$$.
I've been with ClutchFans for awhile, but maybe my memory is declining,especially after that G-d awful Rockets/Lakers game. Anyway, isn't/wasn't "Doc Rocket" one of those sort of "insider" posters from the past? Maybe the moniker was a similar name and I'm just mistaken. Cod
Well if that's the case, I need a bunch of you to immediately try and decode his post above. I would give it a shot, but I have a bunch of fourth graders to go teach.
I just wanted to be a part of a Doc Rocket thread. Why does this keep happening to us every year? Are our expectations too high? Each year this team looks great on paper and like horse **** on the court.
I honestly think we have 3 "superstars" that do not compliment each other very well. I don't think its any one of theirs fault, but I just see each of them wanting the ball in similar spots and situations.
Always disliked T-Mac. Always have, looks like I always will. The man has an ego that his play doesn't back up. I really have not seen anything like it, save maybe Mike James.
He doesn't really have an ego problem though so I'm not sure what you mean... Anyway, I already recommended the T-Mac drinking game where you take a shot everytime T-Mac gets "injured" in a game. I've never seen a player who gets "hurt" so many times in a game. Has anyone ever watched a Rockets game where McGrady didn't go down holding his knee or his head or something?
Dang, where you been doc? Don't tell me you are panicking like the little girls on here. We've lost to 2 teams that were in the Finals last year and should have won that game against Portland if not for the time keeper. Of course the lack of rebounding, Yao and Tracy not being healthy (atleast that is what I hope it is), Battier being out, Reefer sucking and our long scoring droughts are causes fro concern.
This thread is awesome. Everyone here joined before the newb army. Plus we all know and appreciate Doc Rocket's contributions here. This is like the good ole days!
Seriously. You'd have gone through multiple beers, shots, wine coolers, or whatever else you may choose to drink before the first quarter was over.
