Does N-E-1 find this funnier than ME? No. [crickets] Ummm... I know, that was a stretch... What does "elaborate" mean, anyway...? Does it mean that E-Labor Ate something? Or is this something about a LAB-rador Retriever? Why does it contain the words "labor" and "rate" and "ate" and "lab", when none of those are related? What gives with the word roots? No-One will ever kNow...
I asked Nihilist but he didn't care. I asked Neocon and he was so right. I asked Norditrac but he was still pissed about being locked in my closet for 3 years.
Here are some pretty bad ones, with maybe a few keepers - I asked Nude, but didn't pay attention to what she was saying... I asked Neutral, but he had no opinion... I asked Needy, but she wouldn't stop crying and begging to be held... I asked Neglect, but she wouldn't pay attention to me... I asked Non-descript, but he wasn't very helpful... I asked Nurture and she gave me a hug... I asked Negligee, but I could see right through her lies... I tried to ask Nebula, but she was a little gassy... I asked Nuptial and she said 'I do.'... I asked Negotiate and we argued for a while before coming to agreement... I asked Narrative and he went on and on about where the word came from... I asked Nemesis, but he hates me... I asked Network, but he kept shutting down... I tried to ask Nomad, but I couldn't track him down... I tried to ask Navel, but he wasn't in, he was outtie... (corny, I know)
Do you know what I hate? I hate the "Nouriche" smoothie drink that Yoplait makes. I'm sorry, but if you walk into a meeting with me and you have a Nouriche in your hand, you have just automatically been dubbed a PU**Y. You will be asked to return to your office, reattach your nutsack, and then come back in after apologizing. I say this because someone I spend a fair amount of time with a male who drinks them every day.
