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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by LosPollosHermanos, Aug 25, 2012.

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  1. LosPollosHermanos

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    After watching this trend in movies and T.V shows I can't help but wonder if this is infact true. People on T.V and movies, whenever interrupted while having sex, just get up and open the door. Doesn't it take some time for wood to go down? I could understand like thirty seconds or so, but its like boom, ok, "I should go get the door!"

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    They use asians as stunt doubles...
     
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    Interesting topic. Funny thing is I've found that when I'm "in action," and duty calls for me to not be "in action," the taking of my mind off of action causes my member to "go down." Not completely deflated, but like...semi flaccid. So, like, if I "answered the door," whomever saw it would just think I was well endowed.:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
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    I have also noticed that on TV women, after a wild night of sex, wake up with their hair done, with their makeup on, and with their bra on. It's like the wild night of sex never happened. Very, very curious.
     
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    I find it the most hilarious when they show them just finished, and the man rolls over and flops down next to the girl, both of them still panting. Then they proceed to have a serious discussion.

    Doesn't that girl have some uh... business to attend to?
     
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    Lol...noticed this as well.
     
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    what about when the girl is naked under the sheets..and she gets up and holds on to the sheet? if you already had sex..i am sure he saw your t**s already.
     
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    What about when the black guys always die first. I mean, come on, i doubt its like that in real life.
     
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    don't ever wear a red shirt in a Star Trek movie, unless you never leave the ship like Scottie.

    Notice who died the sky diving scene
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    on another note it sucks having to wear scrubs. I wear them at work and i get my morning wood at 7am sharp...it sucks. i gotta tuck it under my strap of my underwear
     
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    oh so that's what i felt in the elevator last week..
     
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    Where I'm from, it's generally considered poor etiquette to jerk off at the hospital.
     

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