Moises Alou?

He pisses on his hands to make them rough or some ****. I remember the article but I am too lazy to find it.

 

great line. i shamelessly use it in court and wish i were half as cool as denzel washington!

 

Not worth it.

Besides, I recall him being something of a b*tch&moaner his last couple of seasons here, anyway.

He'd make a fair DH in the AL though.

Evan

 

Once a Cub, always a Cub. We don't need him b****ing out Deshaies or Milo because he might be critical of Alou's "skill" in the field.

Abso-freakin-lutely no!

 

or 5% as cool.

 

Yeah keep the Treadmills away from him or his childrens bikes or anything that normal people can use.