I don't really listen to rap, actually, if I can, I try to avoide it. But I heard that Welcome to Atlanta song and I thought to myself it would be cool if we could write a version for Yao called welcom to Houston. When the baseball season started, I saw that J. D. had done a version for the Braves and that's where I got the idea. Also, I suppose I just thought it would be funny if we replaced the "Yo, Yo.. Yo..Yo, Yo," part with "Yao, Yao.. Yao..Yao, Yao." So here's what I have so far: Yao, Yao.. Yao..Yao, Yao, Welcome to Houston where the Rockets play And we ride on them things like every day Big Griff, hits shots, see playa's roamin' And games dont stop til' eight in the mornin' It's rough, I know. But there are guys here who are good at this and I hope they'll help finish this.
How about a MING ROCK song . . .. That should be simpler :ROLLEYES: [man i miss the smilies] Rocket River
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I just asked for some ideas, not all this quips. As for rock songs, it's even harder since they are acutally about something and rap songs are all over the place and easy to change the lyrics to.
You will see him play earlier at the Basketball World Championship in Indiana during August. China is scheduled to play USA in their pool C game, and Yao will likely line up on J O'Neal and/or E Brand. Lets see how he goes against those two players first. -G'day-
Chorus: Ming Ming Ming, Ming is the thing. Watch out Shaq -word- cause we gonna steal your rings, man that will be nice when we got the bling bling!!! Yao has got it all, standing at 7 feet 5 inches he is rather tall suckers from the west are gonna fall, with Franchise, Griff, and Yao the Rockets can ball. The point to this story is simple and plain, with Yao on the Rockets our squad is insane. Call Ming soft and you will feel his pain, Give us a few years and the dynasty will reign. Ming Ming Ming, Ming is the thing. Watch out Shaq -word- cause we gonna steal your rings, damn that will be nice when we got the bling bling!!!
I'm going to continue on Oski's idea: Yao, Yao.. Yao..Yao, Yao, Welcome to Houston where the Rockets play And we ride on them things like every day Big Griff, hits shots, see playa's roamin' And games dont stop til' eight in the mornin' Well now the game don't start til Yao signs in, with the rockets that is, where else my friend, in the red blue, the tried and true, the rockets with the no.1 pick? who knew! Now that we got Yao, we just cant stop block shots, shoot hot, make fans stand in their spots, ESPN's gonna realize that were everyones no.1 thought, We are no.1, we got the young guns and were ready to have fun So welcome Yao to the USA, please won't you come and play cuz were ready to say...... Welcome To Houston where the Rockets play and we rock championship rings like every day Big griff, franchise, and cat keep breakin the zone'n game dont stop til the visitors leave moanin (I know its a bit off but If you say it fast it sort of fits in) Now here's a rendition of Nelly's No.1: We are no.1, No matter if you like it, just see and write it, we are no.1, hey hey hey hey, hey hey hey hey Tell me now Yao, what does it take to be no.1? 2 is not a winner and 3 nobody remembers, What does it take to be no.1, hey hey hey hey, hey hey hey hey Now, I'm tired of people the rocks will suck, every year we have injuries and just bad luck, this year is a new beginning though, were gonna be no.1 and Yao will run the show, though Stevie may not like he'll just have to bite it, cuz in the end we'll all appreciate what Yao did, The franchise, Griff, the cat and the Mingster, ready to cling ya, ready to sting ya, with the killer shots, I like to call em the killer rocks, so put your hands together and help me sing, We are no.1, No matter if you like it, just see and write it, Guess what ESPN? we are no.1, hey hey hey hey, hey hey hey hey
I thought Ming hates raps songs. He did said in his diary that he likes BSB but dislikes raps, because he thinks it's noisy... didn't he? How about an R&B one for him?
On the R&B tip James Brown - Get up off of that Ming! Yao! Ohio Players- Sweet Sticky Ming Aretha - (to Steve) If you can't be with the one you love, Love the Yao you're with P-funk PsychoYaoMingdiscobetabioaquadoloop
Shaqs new enemy is the "new twin towers" griffen and yao ming, the rockets powers franchise and mobley, better moves than kobe cuz u know the Rockets r the one and only even though hes boney hes got some skills get Stevies grl Beyounce and pay his bills shots from outside and post up moves he got so many footwork for points he chose the R-O-X bouts to be the best make shaq lose the S on his big chest haha uhhhh yea...GO MING RING A DING DING MINGS THA THING
