lulz, i have to post the title FLORIDA SWIMMER PARTIALLY EMASCULATED AFTER TAUNTING BABY SHARK WITH HIS PENIS
Oh no, but there's more: “I know John was pretty drunk, but he was smearing his genitals over the shark’s mouth like it was lipstick. It’s almost as if he was trying to put his penis into the shark’s mouth. It was an accident waiting to happen” Joshua Stuart, a friend of Bishop later told reporters. Bishop was rapidly brought to St. Mary’s Medical Center where doctors were forced to partially amputate the head of Bishop’s penis to separate the animal from the victim’s genitals.
I was gonna post something along the lines of “baby shark do do do do....” but I got busy. Sorry for my failure to properly promote something so epic, but I thought you guys had a right to hear this important news immediately.
*twirls finger in the air* I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to challenge this call because I can’t believe this is real. Hell, look at some of those other “related” articles down at the bottom!
There is enough true stuff going on in Florida. No need to post articles from the World News Daily. As their banner proclaims..."where facts don't matter"
ahead of their time media, or just in time, if you like. Bobrek, are you not a Florida man? Can you verify such stories for us?
I was willing to believe this story because, well, Florida. The related articles and the banner made me Google the website.
yeah, the internets are tricky. it's a two-yr old story. And back then, the guy was named Ervin Maccarty. "Heeheeheeheehee .... He didn't get your penis did he?"
Hmmm...am I the only one who is reminded of the South Park episode where all the old people wreak havoc on the town while trying to drive to the Country Kitchen Buffet at 4 pm?
Missouri upping it's game to quasi-Florida level with adult video store, goatnapping, meth... https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-new...g-three-state-drive-after-carjacking-n1109511
Buildings in Florida ain't got a chance ... Florida man drives truck into bar to get Dr. Pepper Gavin Lee found drinking soda while sitting at table https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/01/02/florida-man-drives-truck-through-bar-to-get-dr-pepper/
