McDonald's Coffee Douchebag

You just saw it too huh? You must also be watching cbs. Like pretty much everyone else here.


And yeah, I hate that commercial too.

 

Almost as Douche-tastic as the FreeCreditReport.com guy who's smirking at you awhile he sings annoying songs.

 

Mcdonalds hasnt had a good commercial since the mid 90's with the nba players.

 

Yeah that is one of my least favorite commercials. I just haven't been a fan of McDonald's commercials recently. I really disliked the Winter Olympic one where they had a couple singing, no scratch that, autotuning, about chicken McNuggets...

 

"and you'll see why nobody makes breakfast like McDonalds."

cause other people have self respect.

 

I'd like to see a satirical spinoff like this:

Kid (to father): "Morning, Dad."
Dad: "Don't even talk to me until I've had my coffee."
Kid: "What - I was just saying 'good mor-'"
Dad: "Did you hear what I just said to you?!? Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee!!"
Kid: "Okay! I'm sorry I didn't mean to -"
Dad: "DON'T TALK TO ME!!!"

Dad punches kid in face. She falls to ground. Dad kicks her repeatedly in the gut, yelling:

Dad: "DON'T... TALK... TO.... ME!!!!"

Dad leaves, slamming the door.

Moms crouches to crying daughter.

Mom: "Sweetie... you know how your father gets when he hasn't had his coffee."

 

hey there buddy, mind if i borrow that joke?

 

this ad just confirms that americans can't function normally without drugs

 

he might not, but these guys will




i agree, dumb commercial.

 

I didn't see anything wrong with it and it certainly isn't worthy of hate. Not the most original, but its certainly true.

Now commercials worthy of being HATED? Despised even? Those damned Progressive insurance commercials. Proactive a very close second.

 

Cute girl on bus says hi.....but nope, not until I've had my coffee.

 

seems to be a likely participant of the "what woman really want" survey......

 

I can't talk about this thread before I've had my coffee

 

i hate that almost as much as i hate that butter commercial with Megan Mullaly (??). i want to rip her face off when she starts singing.

 

funny u mention family guy with that satire script, cause I when I read it, I was thinking about this scene

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and yes, I hate that commercial just as much as the Taco Bell commercial that thinks Denise is hitting on them for getting a freaking 89 cent burrito

 

The commercial should've had the guy walking down MLK:

Gangsta: Yo where my mone--
Douche: Not until I have my coffee...

/end of Douche's life.

 

The mute button was invented for McDonalds Commercials.



They all feature either stupid white people or rhythmic black people.



I've chilled with a group of black people before, and at no point did they all just start randomly breaking into a catchy jingle.


****ing unrealistic expectations.

 

OK you win the Family Guy writing award.