From nba.com: LOS ANGELES- (Associated Press) Kobe Bryant today has rocked the world champion LA Lakers with the revelation he'd prefer to play for the Clippers, the eternally struggling crosstown franchise. ' Truth is guys, all them Laker guys, they don't like the Laker girls at all. Shaq, Ron Harper, Derek Fisher and Phil Jackson are always messin wit eachother, leaving me to look after all the laker girls. ' I mean damn man all the laker girls...all day....every day. Then they expect me to go out and play good basketball when i spent all my energy on all 15 of them damn laker girls. 'I'd really just like to wear some lovely red clipper uniforms and hang out with those guys, like Lamar, and Darius. Lamar, Kobe and Darius...Darius, Kobe and Lamar....hmmm Kobe, Lamar, Darius, yeah those guys rule.' Bryant's delirious musings only proved how serious he was, and when asked about the Clips trading for Elton Brand: 'Elton's going to the clippers? I LOVE THAT GUY!!!....Caan you feel the love tooooniiiight?' Reports out of the Lakers camp have indicated that they would prefer to trade Kobe away, as Phil Jackson reiterates: 'Well, to me it seemed like Kobe never really wanted to be a Laker. Being a Laker means messing with the boys, and i dont mean going out and getting drunk and chasing women together, i mean messing with the boys. Kobe was never willing to do that' A possible replacement then for Kobe Phil? 'Well I've had my eye on young Corey Maggette for a while now, i think the purple and gold would look fantastic on his sweet ass, and Keyon Dooling looks like my type of player.' ------------------
Well I for one am speechless. ------------------ "banging Shaq is a whole different expirience"-Pete Babcock Behold the power of quotation
Garageman obviously forgot a "b" in his name... rimbaud's gonna love this thread. ------------------ "Colson makes a mockery of the PG position. It's like he's out there playing 1 on 9." -- pippendagimp with some candid player evaluations.
This is stupid. Not funny at all. You could get in trouble for misquoting a "source" as well. Making up quotes with a "source" is serious business. That was lame. ------------------ This is a blank signature.
Look you squeezers, its a joke. Its blatantly not from nba.com, i thought that you'd be intelligent enough to work that out. You miserable humourless specimens can kiss my ass. ------------------
As if we didn't know it wasn't from NBA.com. I think people were just voicing how stupid and unfunny the post was. ------------------ "Colson makes a mockery of the PG position. It's like he's out there playing 1 on 9." -- pippendagimp with some candid player evaluations.
I wish a psychologist could read this thread and interpret the initial post. Are there any amateur shrinks out there willing to give it a try? Please feel free to use the following words or phrases- latent Greek phallic Shaq-attack "over bearing mother" rage copywrite infringement towel snapping frenzy mmmmmmmm.....Kobe beef Good luck. ------------------
How classy. I'm pretty sure that everybody knew it wasn't from nba.com because it was ridiculous. Nobody thought it was funny, period. ------------------ What if I say to you that the universe is a three-legged horse, eh? What then? - Russell Hoban [This message has been edited by RocksMillenium (edited July 31, 2001).]
If you had written it with even a HINT of good grammar and sense of reality, it MIGHT have been believable. ------------------
I think this gets a Clutch Award for Worst Thread of The Year http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/Forum7/HTML/004803.html ------------------ S.O.S. Save Our Signatures!
well, whenever anyone in the future, becomes concerned that they have just started a stupid thread or shared a stupid comment with the rest of us, they can just say to themselves, at least it wasnt as bad as the 'kobe wants to be a clipper' thread. there always has to be a rock bottom in every group so that the rest of the group can feel better about themselves. so nothing anyone ever posts from now on can be as stupid as this one. everyone can breathe a sigh of relief. its not you, its garbage man. ------------------ Paranoid, trying to stuff the void.
damn Kobe-Garbage threads! ------------------ 3fingeredgus- never underestimate the heart of a champion!
Hey! don´t go crapping to hard on GarageMan. Obviously he tried hard. It wasn´t that bad, only a bit confusing. And, even if the joke wasn´t the funniest one I´ve read it was still entertaining to read all the squabbling that followed. ------------------ There are many colors in the homo rainbow. Don´t be afraid to let your colors shine.
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