http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/07/garden-grove-husband-penis-cut-off.html This is even worse. At lease John got some of his junk back...this poor guy had it tossed in the garbage disposal.
This took place in Garden Grove eyyy I immediately thought of this. <iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Fo6cYQf4h18" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
If the husband ever catches his wife, no matter what he does to her, and no matter how slowly he does it, I would not convict.
She's going to need to be clever with her Match.com photo moving forward -- maybe something dimly lit. Or she could go the honest route and try to find guys who want their junk trunk removed.