Let's start with some campus follies at Michigan State. So far, the admins haven't caved, so they have not handed a victory to the Jihadists. http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060425/NEWS05/604250381
Spanning the globe, we find some troublesome rumblings from down under. http://www.smh.com.au/news/miranda-.../2006/04/22/1145344316019.html?page=fullpage#
I heard the jihadists 4x100 freestyle relay team just beat Ian Thorpe and that one of their batsmen is chasing the century mark against Shane Warne in a test match.
The Jihadists definitely have a better bullpen than the Astros right now. Hell, even the Dhimmis probably have a better bullpen than the Astros right now.
I just knew he was gonna blow that game even before the inning started. But giving up a grand slam to a guy that spends most of the year on the DL was beyond my wildest premonitions.
The internets hands another victory to the Jihadists -- Terrorist Al-Zarqawi Appears in Rare Video In a rare video posted Tuesday on the Internet, al-Qaida in Iraq leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi swore allegiance to Osama bin Laden and said any government formed in Iraq would be merely a "stooge." He also mocked the U.S. military in Iraq for what he called suicides, drug-taking and mutinies, and he warned that "worse" attacks were to come. The video, released just days after Iraq named a new prime minister and a high-profile audiotape from bin Laden appeared on Arab TV, seemed a deliberate attempt by al-Zarqawi to once again claim the spotlight following months of taking a lower profile. -------------- Al-Zarqawi also claimed the U.S. military was overwhelmed in Iraq. "Why don't you tell people that your soldiers are committing suicide, taking drugs and hallucination pills to make them sleep?" he asked, directing his words to President Bush. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060425...vhGsB.s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-
Of all people....NO-MAH. b*stard can't field, can't run....hell he can barely walk....but he can still hit.
Funny thing is I could just feel a grand slam coming, I already know that Lidge is mentally weak, and with bases loaded I could just see it happening...and then boom! Game over! I am telling you, Brad Lidge is the Jihadists' best friend...
I hear the Iranian embassy is looking for an intern, you would fit the bill - something about 'must believe we are a progressive and reformist regime.'