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Jalen Green is going to be a father

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Shake_it_up, Mar 8, 2024.

  1. daywalker02

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    We have not even established that the Rockets are consistently good, all they did was consistently play Defense ......only recently the success was much bigger.

    We need a lot more data on anybody that is not named Alperen but we would even need more data on the latter.

     
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  2. Verbal Christ

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    Repressed emotions.
     
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  3. Believe It!

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    Amazes me how many dipshit so called "Rocket fans" there are here... Truly
     
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  4. Believe It!

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    Bahahahahahahaha!

    More comic relief from the jester....
     
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    I know you are far from the best or brightest we have here....but tell me what part of what you just read was either funny or inaccurate? I get that simpletons often laugh for seemingly no reason.....like a Beavis and Butthead type thing, was that what you had going on?
     
  6. Ancient Moabite

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    Now close your eyes and think about all the marriages and babies in the hollywood/entertainment book

    Its why I just like to stick with their game and not their personal/off court ventures because we could dissect all of them and they would pretty much be doing what you mentioned

    Its why I laugh at those actors when they attack other entertainers for being fruity or whatever, because they had to go through the same ritual to get the bag like any other said famous entertainer

    The mogul 50 Cent is a great example of this with his infatuation for calling out Puffy for being fruity ........pot meet kettle
     
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  7. PatBev

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    I mean if it’s true its true lol. Just cause he’s playing good now doesn’t mean I still can’t make fun of him

    Multiple baby mamas at that age is dumb no matter who you are
     
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  8. Ancient Moabite

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    Solomon had like 500 wives and many children

    I think Solomon was young when he started and its biblical so maybe Green is the return of prophet Solomon?

    Now of course that is if we are going to use it in a reality story format since I know the bible is an astrology textbook and talking about your-Self / DNA (cosmos/forces of nature)
     
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  9. daywalker02

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    Maybe taking the word fan a little too seriously when people think of fans differently....you live better knowing it.
     
  10. Believe It!

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    You're funny.

    As simple as that.
     
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  11. Believe It!

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    Again.... Dipshit.
     
  12. invocux

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    Disgusting. Release him.

     
  13. J.R.

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    Is it true mathloom and kpdark are the godparents?

    [​IMG]
     
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    Can we all be godparents, I don't mind lol......the kids are normally innocent of what their parents did.

     
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  15. Newlin

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    Jalen could be a grandfather and still be playing in the league!
     
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    Keep tearing that ass up on and off the court Jalen!
     
  17. Rinaldi

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    we need a no of Jalen babies thread. Since the last two were made 2 months ago, I can understand why he was bricking 3/19s every game back then.
     
  18. Nook

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    I hope Jalen really doesn’t have three babies in one year. It would be impossible to be a good dad with three children by three women all born the same year.

    Financially he can afford it - but that’s a Major responsibility if he wants to try and be a decent dad… kids need your time.
     
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    There is isn't any credible info yet. It's just rumor mill. I hope Green ignores social media right now.
     
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    The rumor is two different women. Myah who gave birth already in Feb and a lady at gentleman's club.

    I don't even know at this point, it is whatever.
     

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