If You Were a Billionaire for Five Hours

I'd bang two chicks at one time

 

Give a billion dollars to each Conference USA school, for head coaches and "recruiting expenses."

Buy an NFL franchise for Los Angeles; San Antonio and Birmingham, Alabama. Then bribe every owner of the three major sports leagues to get teams in Vegas already. And an MLB franchise for Austin, Brownsville, Puerto Rico and every state in the rural Midwest (there's really nothing up here).

Build a Doomsday nuke. In Haiti.

Start a 24-hour broadcast news network, broadcast sports network, broadcast business news network. Take PBS and split it into three networks: Frontline Channel, Ken Burns Channel and McLaughlin Group Live ("Issue three-thousand, two-hundred and forty-five!!").

Replica Jerseys of every Oiler, Rocket and Astro that ever lived. Pay Ralph Lauren to create a line of Polo shirts with a blue, white and red Oil Derrick where the Horsey should be.

Free Surgery Day!

 

Lobby various government powers to reverse all of the damage done by the Cheney administration. They're all crooks, so they can dance to my dime for a few minutes.

Heck, while they're at it, I'd throw em some dough to prosecute all of the Bush crooks.

 

buy control of the bank so that you don't have to repay it

 

Funny how most of this stuff could be reversed or refunded....fail.

Outside of food/consumption items and strippers there is not much one can do.

 

I like this idea. In actuality, you wouldn't be able to do anything with the money. But, if anything at all could be done, extending the time you get to spend with some of the money is probably the best. Of course, when you default on the loan, you're credit score would be a negative number.

 

Invest the money on wall street.
For example the bank gives me by accident 5 billion so If invest 5 billion, and got 10 billion, I only have to return 5 billion, and I have another 5 billion to spend the rest of my life.
I dont mind if I do a bad investment since its not my money anymore in 5 hours. :grin: