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If the Lakers win 47 games this season...

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Carl Herrera, Nov 9, 2014.

  1. Carl Herrera

    Carl Herrera Contributing Member

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    http://deadspin.com/steve-nash-thin...source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

     
  2. what

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    Is she the one they call superhead?
     
  3. Liberon

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    She ugly, I'd rather have the neighbor's rottweiller have at my wee wee.
     
  4. NotChandlerParsons

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    pfft like NBA players ain't gettin free blowjobs left and right with no performance incentives involved.
     
  5. amaru

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    at the rate the lakers are going they would be lucky to win 7 games.
     
  6. RoxBeliever

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    have they beaten anyone yet? I pity the 1st team they will beat
     
  7. Yung-T

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    If the Lakers win 47 games this season I'll give a bj to every CF member.
     
  8. bobloblaw

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    If the Lakers win 37 games I'll give one to Jeremy Lin.
     
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    They just rape hotel employees. Am I Rite?
     
  10. mr. 13 in 33

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  11. Zboy

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    Lakers blow
     
  12. RedRedemption

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    Bruh. You better do follow through.
     
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    Hey, but no homo though.
     
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    2/10 would not hit? Elbows too pointy?
     
  16. heypartner

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    What if the Rockets win 69
     
  17. CCorn

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    If the lakers win 47 I will have a rib removal surgery and film myself going down on myself.
     
  18. TheRealist137

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    This just in: parsons has demanded a trade to the Lakers to help them get 47 wins.
     
  19. Liberon

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    She did not look good in that twitter pic. There are pics that indicate she is better looking but the fake boobs are kinda nasty with stitch scars around each areola.
     
  20. i3artow i3aller

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    47 wins? Sadie, have you seen the Lakers this year? They might go 0fer on the season. If you said 10 wins I’d commend you for making a fair bet but there isn’t even a chance this happens. It’s just saying you’ll do something crazy if the impossible were to take place. “If the Lakers get 47 wins” could be replaced with “When pigs fly through a frozen hell” and it would mean the same thing.

    Also there’s no need to put “ENTIRE” in all caps like it’s some incredible feat. This ain’t a football team. What are there like 12 guys on the Lakers? That’s a mildly crowded blowbang scene.

    PS – I called her a p*rn actress because I’m done calling anyone who’s sucked a dick on camera a p*rn star. If you’ve got 1,000 followers then you don’t deserve that star title and I’m sick of everyone giving it out. It’s disrespectful to the real stars.

    Double PS – She’ll obviously blow the entire team if they get zero wins too because she’s a p*rn actress and they are NBA basketball players and that’s how life works.
     

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