If only our politicians looked like this...

I hear she is quite the flip flopper!!

yeah, boy!

 

Like so many politicians, she's just obsessed with the poles.

 

two words...

habeas corpus

 

Yes....it is true.

 

if i were in a debate against her, all my retorts would be "poppycock"

 

Fine, but what would you say?

 

"hi, i'm heypartner" will you kiss my boy.

 

can you imagine her saying to you, "you're just B-Bobbing around the issues"

 

Yes I would.

 

no, i want her to kiss my boyz...not you.

 

on Global Warming, i'd say, you think Al Gore has a power point...I have your power point presentation right here.

 

Yes, in fact I have dubbed that into that little video now.

And that's a good one on Global Warming. I'd never thought of that one.

 

I'd pay her pole tax.

 

Okay now, I think it's time for you to be alone in a booth.

 

in my best thadeus impersonation...

"Oh yeah babe...bring it...give me your state of the union address...oh yeah, tell me again..address our state of the union...you want me to give you a standing ovation...i got it on both sides of your aisle."

 

I'd provide consultation to her ad-hoc task force for best practices in health and human services if you know what I mean.

 

In Prima Facie terms, this is so true.

 

id tittay bang that shiet

 

Our gubernatorial candidates out here are hotter than that.

 

Too bad she'd give all of you a stay of execution.