If Clutch granted you 3 wishes, what would they be

1)remove some of stupid threads from my list of threads...
2)give me an authority to police the threads for sexist/chauvinist comments
3)change my title to "Mexican Marilyn Monroe"

 

Then your Halloween picture should be in your signature, forever.

 

I wish there was a way to search for responses to my posts more easily. If I do a search on my name, it only brings up posts where the name shows up in the actual text. Not posts with the quote box "Originally Posted by durvasa". Not sure how difficult that would be to enable, though.

 

(1) Have banner sized images in the signature, or small images in the sig
(2) The Rockin smilie.
(3) ability to delete your own post

 

Three wishes:

1) Electric shock treatment every time a poster attempts to put their name at the bottom of a post: What, do you think I'm too stupid to look directly to the left of the post and see who wrote it? C'mon, guys (i.e. DD & Rocket River), don't insult my intelligence. Note: Deckard is okay in my book because he writes an actual message and sometimes even mixes it up.

2) Hall of Fame/Shame forum for posts and threads: A locked forum (like a "digital museum") where people could browse the "best of the best" or "best of the worst" threads and posts ever created at CF.net. I hate having to spend loads of time trying to search for old, awesome threads, so this would be a great time saver. Plus, n00bs to the board could browse this forum and get up-to-speed on past memes and inside jokes, thus saving the rest of us valuable time from having to explain this stuff over and over and over and over when said n00bs inevitably ask.

3) Return of the Styx forum: 'Nuff said.

 

1) Anytime someone types "VSpan", it comes out as "*****"

2) Have the ability to erase tons of tinman posts about old school posters and players (though I agree about the old rockets teams). Perhaps limit him to one post per week about either topic

3) Change my username and title

 

Oh HELL YEAH!!

/me loves him some Styx Forum

 

I'd wish for ClutchFans in Boobie-vision!