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[Hypothetical] would you rather...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rox_fan_here, Feb 25, 2008.

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Would you rather

  1. Shatter my legs, I will walk vicariously through my Rocket heroes

    9 vote(s)
    10.6%

  2. No more Rockets for 10 years, boxscores are fine for me

    76 vote(s)
    89.4%
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  1. Refman

    Refman Member

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    Who the hell are the five who have actually voted to have their legs shattered? :eek:
     
    #21 Refman, Feb 25, 2008
  2. meggoleggo

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    For real! Those are some HARDCORE mofos!



    (This SO should have been a public poll.)
     
    #22 meggoleggo, Feb 25, 2008
  3. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker
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    Hispanic?
     
    #23 VesceySux, Feb 25, 2008
  4. Mulder

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    You got Magic Legs lieutenant Dan!
     
    #24 Mulder, Feb 25, 2008
  5. juicystream

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    I check on most of the games through ESPN and this messageboard anyways. I'd also be able to save $7/month because I would cancel my Sirius subscription if I couldn't listen to their games.
     
    #25 juicystream, Feb 25, 2008
  6. Lady_Di

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    I watch almost every game....BUT I love my legs and I have a low tolerance for pain so I have to pick box scores. 10 years can go by fast! :)
     
    #26 Lady_Di, Feb 25, 2008
  7. pchan

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    I love the rox... but I much rather be able to play basketball than watch basketball.
     
    #27 pchan, Feb 25, 2008
  8. Storm Surge

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    5 people are absolutely JELAFIED Rockets fans

    wow

    I'm not one of them.
     
    #28 Storm Surge, Feb 25, 2008
  9. Invisible Fan

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    Heck, I wouldn't even get a tatoo of the Dildo to show my Rockets love and that's a more realistic poll.
     
    #29 Invisible Fan, Feb 25, 2008
  10. Apollo Creed

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    Don't answer the leg smashing option!!!!!

    IT'S A TRICK!!!!!
     
    #30 Apollo Creed, Feb 25, 2008
  11. moestavern19

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    I'm telling you... it never gets old. :D
     
    #31 moestavern19, Feb 25, 2008
  12. CharlieMurphy

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    The five that don't need their legs because they're computer nerds; staying inside and posting all day on the BBS! ;)
     
    #32 CharlieMurphy, Feb 25, 2008
  13. igotask8board

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    If you had to choose one:


    1)Have sex with Mo'Nique
    2)Not watch/listen to Rockets games for the rest of the season including playofffs

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    1)Have sex with Rosie O' Donnell
    2)Not watch the Rockets for the rest of your life


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    Mo'Nique

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    Rosie

    No kids/allimony is involved, you will not get any media attention, and you can't check the boxscores/watch highlights. I think that covers everything.
     
    #33 igotask8board, Feb 25, 2008
  14. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet
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    I don't have the opportunity to watch as much as I would like anyway (mainly just nationally televised games), so I think I will keep my ankles intact.
     
    #34 StupidMoniker, Feb 25, 2008
  15. Cannonball

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    Starting next season, I won't be in Houston anymore. :( My Rockets viewing is going to go way down. It wouldn't be the first time. In 1996 I was living in Singapore. They showed one NBA game a week on TV. I think I only saw 2 Rox games that season.

    PS - FYI, in the book Misery, she hobbles him by cutting off his feet with an axe.
     
    #35 Cannonball, Feb 25, 2008
  16. Mr. Clutch

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    I would definitely have sex with Mo'Nique.

    Rosie...heck no...sorry but I would have to adopt another team.

    When I saw Rosie have sex on Nip/Tuck I was scarred for life.
     
    #36 Mr. Clutch, Feb 25, 2008
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