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How can we define a "Leopard?"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Nov 28, 2010.

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  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    This is the time where we can truly define something on this BBS.

    I was given a framed picture of Leopards this Skanksgiving, along with some leopard coats of various colors.

    My curiosity is what is a Leopard?

    We all know what a Cougar is. I've heard that the younger ones are Puma's.

    So what might a leopard be?
     
  2. SuperBeeKay

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    Cougars with spots? Stay away
     
  3. RoxSqaud

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    Your threads "post-ban" have sucked.

    Go get drunk.
     
  4. Fatty FatBastard

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    Compared to what? The fact that you couldn't even spell your name right the first time?
     
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    Sounds like the makings of a country song.
     
  6. Kam

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    When I go to bed, and I can't sleep, I read entries on Wikipedia. One night, I decided to read crap on Cheetahs.

    Puma and Cougars are the same thing, it just depends where in the world you are.

    Leopards are just leopards. Animals with spots, unless it's all black. We call those panthers.
     
  7. RoxSqaud

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    You can't keep using that.
     
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    Hmmm. Older chicks that have been beaten with extra tanning. Good. Not great, but good. Nice effort.

    Oh, and UT really blew this year, eh?
     
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    It's not like he hasn't been drunk post-ban. Check his typically weird (and obviously drunken) meltdown in the Christian music thread.
     
  10. Fatty FatBastard

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    Lol. Yes I can. I had a name prior to this one, by the way...
     
  11. Fatty FatBastard

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    Kam, if there is one guy I see helping me coin the term, it is you.

    Now think, damnit!
     
  12. RoxSqaud

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    Fatty FatBastrad?
     
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  13. Fatty FatBastard

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    Ah, Jason. How few people realize that you admitted you were trolling, which led to my reaction. It was the only thing I could say to honestly offend you as badly as you were offending. Regardless, you've proven to be nothing of merit these days, so ta ta.
     
  14. Fatty FatBastard

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    It was fatty fat fat, actually.
     
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    Leopards are cougars with age spots.
     
  16. Fatty FatBastard

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    We need to have a better analogy than that. Women (especially trashy women: Think Peg Bundy) LOVE leopard print.

    Age spots doesn't do that terminology justice!
     
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    According to urban dictionary, leopards are the classier version of cougars.

    [rquoter]a single or divorced woman 35 to 55, intelligent, successful, educated, secure in herself, her looks and her life. She enjoys the company of men on her terms. She does not seek younger men, older men or even men her own age. They seek HER.

    These women are far, far classier than the trashy "cougar". They do not frequent bars for pick ups, hook ups or anything other than a drink and some company with their girl friends. They do not hide their ages or their attitudes and are impatient with obvious come ons. Mostly solitary, they are very, very difficult to hunt, hence "leopardess".[/rquoter]
     
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  18. SuperBeeKay

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    Yeah, we blew but not as much as this thread.
     
  19. Fatty FatBastard

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    v3.0 came up with the best analogy.

    So why the hell did UT bring out the TN colors in that last game? There was no burnt in that orange at all?

    Seriously, what the hell was that color?
     
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    I don't know actually, I wish I knew, just as everybody wants to know why your threads just blow now :( .
     

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