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HOD DAMN THE COWBOYS SUCK!!!!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Puedlfor, Sep 30, 2001.

  1. Puedlfor

    Puedlfor Contributing Member

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    This is the most pathetic excuse for football I have ever seen. Dallas has something on the order of 3 total yards of offense, and just got their first First Down with 4 minutes left in the first half.

    Poor Anthony Wright - he's getting no time in the pocket while having to watch Donovan McNabb get enough time in the pocket to play a chess match versus Gary Kasparov before throwing the pass.

    Anthony Wright is going to have nightmares from this game, that is of course, assuming that he doesn't suffer short term memory loss from the vicious hits he's taking.

    And a punt just got blocked.

    Jerry, its time to step aside.
     
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  2. RunninRaven

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    If Emmit Smith keeps trying to run against this Eagles defense, he is soon going to be the 3rd all time rushing yard leader again. :)
     
  3. Dr of Dunk

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    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaa... I'm lovin' this. They look PATHETIC! Bwwaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha...
     
  4. DVauthrin

    DVauthrin Contributing Member

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    uh, a division 2 college team could beat dallas right now :)
     
  5. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Yes, they could and they could beat the Redskins as well. I think it's safe to say that the NFC Least is the worst division in the NFL.
     
  6. Puedlfor

    Puedlfor Contributing Member

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    Wow, if possible, it keeps getting worse.

    Watching the Cowboys is like watching the Keystone Cops, except the Cowboys aren't trying to be funny.

    Oh, and Todd Pinkston - Damn.
     
  7. Dr of Dunk

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    Another TD... aaaaaaaaahahaha!

    HOW 'BOUT DEM COWBOYS?!
     
  8. Lil Pun

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    HOT DAMN!!! MY EAGLES ARE KICKING SOME A$$!!! I'VE BEEN AN EAGLE FAN SINCE 1990 AND I HAVEN'T SEEN A BEATING LIKE THIS SINCE SINGAPORE. I HATE THE COWGIRLS AND ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL!!! DIE COWGIRLS DIE!!!
     
  9. Stevierebel

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    Cowboys suck. Period. The 49ers aren't great this year but thank God that they are better off than the Cowboys. HAHA
     
  10. red

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    ahh this is great....what a bunch of losers...i also like it when someone celebrates for making a good play when they are down by 34...losers
     
  11. Smokey

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    I love watching owners on the sidelines when their team is getting the crap beat out of them.

    Especially Jerry Jones.
     
  12. Puedlfor

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    Heh, Jerry Jone's ego is so big it's a wonder his head still fits up his ass.
     
  13. Smokey

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    Cowboys two point conversion failed...

    bwhahahahahahahaha :D

    Why not kick an extra point? Not like they are going to comeback.
     
  14. R0ckets03

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    All of you can kiss my ASS!

    :)

    I admit it. We were PATHETIC tonight!

    Someone needs to slap Jerry Jones upside the head :mad:
     
  15. DVauthrin

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    over/under on cowboys win total

    under-0
    over-4

    :D
     
  16. Lynus302

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    Now that's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard.
     
  17. R0ckets03

    R0ckets03 Contributing Member

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    You know what makes a Cowboy fan feel better during these tough times?


    The fact that the REDSKINS SUCKS AS WELL!!!!!! :D
     
  18. DVauthrin

    DVauthrin Contributing Member

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    you wont feel better when they beat you at least once this yr because they have slightly superior talent
     
  19. Hottoddie

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    Bwaaaa Haaaa Haaaa Haaaa!!!

    <MARQUEE>THE COWBOYS GOT SPANKED AGAIN!!!</MARQUEE>

    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
     
  20. RunninRaven

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    Eh, choosing between them is like trying to decide whether you want to eat an apple covered in dog****, or an orange covered in dog****.

    At some point, it just gets so bad that it doesn't really matter.
     

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