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Hilarious Rob Schneider Quote

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jeff, May 31, 2001.

  1. Jeff

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    Apparently, Ben Affleck took a verbal jab at Schnieder when he heard Schneider make an obviously tongue-in-check joke about his new movie, The Animal, beating Pearl Harbor at the box office.

    When he heard about Affleck's comments, he said, "Well, at least my movies are intentionally funny." [​IMG]

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    That was hilarious! [​IMG] Affleck's ego is getting out of control! By the way, for you guys who didn't hear Affleck's comment he said that Pearl Harbor is not a "Rob Schneider movie" whatever that means! Talk about leaving yourself open for that Schneider blast! [​IMG]

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    yeah i heard that on rome yesterday.. pretty funny

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    Duece Bigalow is a classic.

    It is funnier EVERY single time I watch it.

    Manwhore... !!!

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    Rob is a lot more funny than Adam!

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    btw, whatever happened to Adam?... The only funny ones were Waterboy, and the one where he gets his butt kicked by ol Bob Barker of Price is Right!

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    (I thought) "Men Behaving Badly" was funny. Too bad they cancelled it.


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  8. Jeff

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    Waterboy was good
    Billy Madison was average
    Big Daddy was funny
    Wedding Singer was good
    Happy Gilmore (the one with Barker) was hilarious
    Never saw Little Nicky

    He has a couple due out in the next two years.

    I like both his and Schneider's movies.

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    Ditto University, Men Behaving Badly was a great show. As for Little Nicky I thought it was hilarious.

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    Rob Schneider's movies were funny?

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    Rob Schneider is really funny, and I can't wait to see The Animal.

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    I don't really think so. I can group him in with some other SNL characters people think are funny and I just don't get.

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    Deuce Bigalow was funny. Rob Schneider?

    eh, so-so.

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    None of the old SNL cast can compete with the late Chris Farley. The guy was an absolute riot. Some of his most famous skits:

    -Matt Foley: motivational speaker
    -Bennett Brauer: news consultant (I'm not "hip", I leave "dried up deoderant cakes under my arms for weeks at a time," I don't wash the space between the crotch and my legs."

    Tommy Boy- absolutely kicked ass, classic
    Black Sheep- not as good as Tommy Boy but still amusing
    Beverly Hills Ninja- okay, some funny parts
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    Just want to chime in as well for Men Behaving Badly being a great show. I guess it just wasn't good enough to beat out the likes of Caroline in the City.
     
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    Baqui, Bennett also said : "I may not be 'camera-friendly' and my looks may 'scare kids'" [​IMG]

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    I can't believe you thought "Almost Heroes" was better than "Beverly Hills Ninja"
    But anything with Chris Farley was pretty funny, and the same goes for Adam Sandler.

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    Where can i find more of those "dandruff cake" quotes...

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