A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were riding in an elevator with a man. When he got off, the brunette said, "That guy was hot." The redhead said, "Yeah, but he could use some Head & Shoulders." The blonde asked, "How do you give a guy shoulders?"
Did you hear about the blonde who lost Jamaal Anderson and who didn't have access to a computer. That blonde is freaking pissed.