OK DUKE is tired of the not dating thing!!! IT IS NO FUN to sit at home on Friday night EATING A BIG BAG of cheese and drinking SURELY TEMPLES> DUKE should be out WHINING AND DINING, like Jamds BOnds. SO DUKE is going to place a PERSONEL AD in the newspaper to make the women KNOW I AM HERE. But DUKE would never think of doing it without CONSLUTING his FRIENDS on the BBS. So HELP DUKE. Here is my first ROUHG DRAFT it was not so god title DUKE OF YOUR DREAMS HELLO LADIES YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A MAN MAN MAN WELL STEP RIGHT UP AND LICK THE DUKE. LHUTZ ATTORNEY 35 MALE CHEST HAIR PORSCHE CAR BIG BIG BIG BANK ACCOUNT also nice guy will not hurt your feelings if you are a fat ass OK, DUKE KNOWS what you're are thinking. The MEN ON THIS BBS are thanking "Dam DUKE is so smooth I hope he does not steal my woman I better go chain her up in the baement to keep her safe from DUKE's LABEEDO" and the women are thinking "DUKE is so mystereous and sexy I wish he would BE MINE", well DUKE is flattered and interested so send email me pictures if you are CUTE . and female.
How about: THE DUKE DUKE DUKE OF LOVE LOVE LOVE I am bi-languago and a god spellur. I am nice to animls I am not afeared of commitmunt. Just ask my ex wife (that ho). Do not call if you are frinedz with Bret. No Gnomes.
No way, Smeg. Achebe could never land a babe that cute unless he had...oh, wait. Someone did say he had some coin.