Googling "Festivus" shows a Festivus pole on the results page. https://www.google.com/#q=festivus&safe=off
Steven ****ing Hauschka. On this Festivus, I hope you find out the entire Seattle D is banging your wife.
Methinks we need some music. <iframe width="600" height="500" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ND9P8HP8dh0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>