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Guys... I peed on a girl Saturday night

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TdashDUB, Aug 6, 2013.

  1. TdashDUB

    TdashDUB Contributing Member

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    And now I've found myself in an insomniac state thinking of nothing but it.

    I went on a party barge from 6-10pm Saturday and the girl who went with me had me following her to a house party afterwards. During the party boat she had mentioned one of her odd fetishes was being peed on. So upon getting to her friends house (where the party was soon to start up), still intoxicated, we found ourselves in the guest bathroom where we started fooling around and... one thing... lead to the next... which ended up... with her in the tub... and me peeing ounces of beer filled urine all over her body. It was strange. Strange, yet a turn on at the time for the pure novelty of doing something this odd/crazy I've never done. But after, I sat in the living room while she showered off - still a drunken mess - contemplating on what had just happened not knowing if I was turned on or bothered by it all while her other friends kept pushing for more drinking.

    Next thing I know, I wake up at 4 am in my car on the side of a road.

    I tried to talk to her about it Sunday, but she laughed it off and wouldn't get into details. It's been permeating the back of my mind since and has only bubbled over now while trying to sleep the last several hours.

    I don't know how to feel. I haven't really told any of my friends other than hinting at some "crazy ****" happening but they only think of it as another crazy night of drinking.


    TL;DR - I fueled a girls fetish of being peed on. Now I feel a combination of things that have me incapable of sleeping. Obviously it's (for lack of a better word) weird to want a golden shower, but am I weird for providing it? Anyone else do the deed?
     
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  2. DrLudicrous

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    May as well go ahead and get this out of the way.

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    This should keep things entertaining until texans preseason.
     
  5. CCorn

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    Only one thing to do now.

    German shizer video.
     
  6. LonghornFan

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    Thanks for sharing.

    Next thread...
     
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  10. TdashDUB

    TdashDUB Contributing Member

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    Oddly enough I do feel a little better after typing it out and sharing
     
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    Ask her if she likes to get ***** on.
     
  13. kevC

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    You can do whatever the hell you want after your performance in the "In an hour..." thread.
     
  14. Haymitch

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    I would probably be bad at this as I sometimes can't pee when I know someone is waiting for me.

    But yeah it's just weird. Lay in the tub and piss on yourself so you can know what you put that girl through.
     
  15. Ender120

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    Eh, I've had a girl ask me to pee on her in the shower. It's not really my thing, but she wanted to try it. I wouldn't feel too bad if I were you.

    If you ever agree to take a dump on a girl's chest, then you should probably start to worry.
     
  16. TdashDUB

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    Yeah I don't think there could be any amount of alcohol or buffalo wings that could get me agreeing to poop on anyone.


    I guess I wrote this for therapeutic reasons and giving an open forum for anyone else who may have experienced it just because all I was doing was laying in bed festering over the whole thing. Then all these other details started emerging that I had forgotten about and sleep became hopeless.
     
  17. droopy421

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    No wonder Jessica Alba shot you down brah. Quit tinkling on people.
     
  18. CCorn

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    I think you need to call love line and talk about your problem. Plz record and share with cf.
     
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    OP, what happened to the escort?
     
  20. TdashDUB

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    that show is still on???

    I've yet to have time in Houston to try to make something happen. TBC.
     

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